Doug Mirabelli, George Scott, Mo Vaughn, Rich Garces, Jim Corsi, Rod Beck, Davd Wells, Roger Clemens was pretty fat when he first left.
I would have to say though Mirabelli running the bases watching his man boobs hop around is pretty funny. David Wells....and Garces were the fattest. Garces would be winded after running in from the bullpen.
As far as dinner...traditional turkey, homemade stuffing, green beans, mashed taters, homeade rolls, salad.......and peacan, apple, pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream.