Snyder 1-1, 10.03
vs.
Moyer 3-5, 3.75
Today's Theme: THE ORACLE
I called Lester a Wild Thing, and he found a little control. I called out Nuke for not adjusting, and he pitches more than throws while allowing no gopher balls. I called out the offense for not hitting, and they plate 6 without Papi or Lowell in the lineup. Am I a mid-50's black woman that likes to smoke cigarettes while baking cookies and asking vague questions?
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Well, if I am, let's get on to who needs motivation today. Manny? Ortiz? WMP? Lowell, Youk, Coco? So many choices, but I'm going to shock you with who I pick. Kyle Snyder. I know, I know, that is going out on limb. But, what can I say, I'm a risk taker. And, my suggestion to Kyle is quite simple. He needs to do everything he can to avoid pitching like Kyle Snyder. Do that, and we win.