CrespoBlows

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/HeadLines.aspx?sport=MLB&hl=258046 A good gamble by the Tigers. They have a lot of question marks in that rotation, and Porcello has the chance to be an effective starter the moment his steps onto a mound.

lol owned. That was top notch.

Chip Caray is really gay. Pencil me down for a .205/.280/.340/.620 for Varitek. He loses his job in August, after Francona defends his veteran leadership for months. Varitek threatens to retire, proving that he is an excellent teammate.

The Lions should offer No. 1 overall.

I'll be pleased with a .700 OPS.

One week away.

I don't like it. You lose a lot of steals by giving up Crawford.

Is this supposed to be your best attempt at humor?

Shut the f*** up. I've always shown your quote to you. You have to be reminded.

I'd switch Bay with Youkilis.

Joey Gathright sucks. Reggie Willits can't even hit a ball out of the infield. If these are comparisons that are being made to Gardner, I hope he lives up to the hype.

Said it for me.

I'd go with Bowden and Buchholz before I'd even think about going past Hughes on that obscure list of fail.

I'd trade Bowden and Masterson for Price.

What a tool. Fish meet bait.

When the season starts, they'll be on there.

No, he's going down.

Apparently, Mizzou's half court bomb would have hit the overhead scoreboard in most arenas.

No, this is what we call irony. You failed in your attempt to spell "short bus," which was an insult. I thought it was proper to point that out. False. False, again. I have merely said he is not a good pitcher, you disagree. Hence, you get an argument when there are two different views. Is this hard to grasp? What is the point in bringing up Bard than? You showed that Bard failed in Lancaster, so did Johnson. Who the f*** gives a s***? Why would you bring up Dan Bard? You even talked about how Bard bounced back after getting out of Lancaster. It's a s***** comparison. ONE THAT YOU BROUGHT UP. You've got to be f***ing kidding me. You must have been a failed patient of lobotomy surgery. No, I don't ignore that fact. I am more concerned with his performance, which consists in handing out free passes to all who want one. Yeah! Like Santana! Sabathia! Lester, too! Somehow you found a way to squeeze Kris Johnson in there, who has always had terrible command, and s*** stuff. If I haven't made my point clear by now, it's because you're incredibly dense who will ignore, fill in, and assume what the other person is arguing. You've been known to have the balls of every Red Sox prospect lodged in your throat. For f***'s sake, you got booted from soxprospects for being too optimistic. How is that even possible?

Second hypocrisy. I'll admit it. I hurled a ton of insults at you, mainly because you are a revisionist douchebag with a sincere lack of wit. When you do it, doesn't count? I guess that's how you wallow in your victimhood 24/7. Douche.

Uhh... likewise? I think you've been posting in this thread at the same rate I have.