I think Lowe needs to be put on the DL until he can work out all of his skin s***. Skin cancer, then blisters, soon it's all just gonna fall off. But they can't put him on the DL, because the only emergency starter we have left is Scotty Williamson...and he's on the DL. I dunno if we can bring up any more minor leaguers. Wakefield will just have to pitch two days in a row (which, frighteningly, he may be capable of doing).