10/11 @ Toronto

[Station 13]

Are they gaslighting us with these f***ing outcasts?

[Station 13]

Porcello presence might've gravitated some of these pitches down the middle. There are no other reasonable explanations for it.

[jung]

We have all these defined terms for pitchers now. Openers......Featured pitchers......who comes in after the Featured pitcher.

 

Whenever you see MLB try to institutionalize something with a term, its a means to create a leverage point for agents.

 

"Yea...my guy was a "FEATURED PITCHER" pitching 30 innings for the Jays last year. You'll give me $20m per for that won't you Mr GM?"

 

We need some new defined terms for our guys:

- Bum

- Reprobate

- Arsonist

- Criminal

- Wet Noodle

 

"Yea my guy was a Wet Noodle pitching 30 innings for the Sox last year. You'll give me $20m per for that won't you Mr GM?"

 

"Wait a minute. I just had an agent in here telling me his guy was a FEATURED PITCHER pitching 30 innings for the Jays and HE wanted $20m per!"

 

"And your question is"

[Station 13]

If a pitch is down the middle, it is a Porcello. if it is hit out, it is a PorcellDOH

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Think of it as a million laughs among buddies

 

"I gotta million of 'em." Jimmy Durante.

[vegasbob]

We have all these defined terms for pitchers now. Openers......Featured pitchers......who comes in after the Featured pitcher.

 

Whenever you see MLB try to institutionalize something with a term, its a means to create a leverage point for agents.

 

"Yea...my guy was a "FEATURED PITCHER" pitching 30 innings for the Jays last year. You'll give me $20m per for that won't you Mr GM?"

 

We need some new defined terms for our guys:

- Bum

- Reprobate

- Arsonist

- Criminal

- Wet Noodle

 

"Yea my guy was a Wet Noodle pitching 30 innings for the Sox last year. You'll give me $20m per for that won't you Mr GM?"

 

"Wait a minute. I just had an agent in here telling me his guy was a FEATURED PITCHER pitching 30 innings for the Jays and HE wanted $20m per!"

 

"And your question is"

 

A few others: Napalm; MoaB; Buttwipe; Rocketman

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

We have all these defined terms for pitchers now. Openers......Featured pitchers......who comes in after the Featured pitcher.

 

Whenever you see MLB try to institutionalize something with a term, its a means to create a leverage point for agents.

 

"Yea...my guy was a "FEATURED PITCHER" pitching 30 innings for the Jays last year. You'll give me $20m per for that won't you Mr GM?"

 

We need some new defined terms for our guys:

- Bum

- Reprobate

- Arsonist

- Criminal

- Wet Noodle

 

"Yea my guy was a Wet Noodle pitching 30 innings for the Sox last year. You'll give me $20m per for that won't you Mr GM?"

 

"Wait a minute. I just had an agent in here telling me his guy was a FEATURED PITCHER pitching 30 innings for the Jays and HE wanted $20m per!"

 

"And your question is"

 

I like it. Although I would substitute 'thrower' for 'pitcher.'

[Oscars]

The Sox offence has turned to s*** to match the pitching.

Getting 1 hit by these Pitchers is pitiful

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The terms 'hitter' and 'pitcher' are overused and abused in MLB.

[Station 13]

I'm pretty sure they signed Neck Tat straight out a Mexican prison.

[oldtimer]

One hit. The guys may not be as good as we thought they were

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

The terms 'hitter' and 'pitcher' are overused and abused in MLB.

 

For most it should be 'batter' and 'thrower.'

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

I'm pretty sure they signed Neck Tat straight out a Mexican prison.

 

Perhaps, but I believe he was an early elimination on INK MASTERS.

[Station 13]

Perhaps, but I believe he was an early elimination on INK MASTERS.

 

Because of Mickey Mouse tats?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

When it comes to the SOX, the future is NOWhere.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Because of Mickey Mouse tats?

 

I think that's referred to as American Traditional.

[Station 13]

I think that's referred to as American Traditional.

 

At least it isn't a sperm tat that Carl Crawford was sporting.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Warning: Never get a tattoo when you're drunk or in prison or both.

[jung]

It is worth noting that the Red Sox have had so many September Swoons in the illustrious history of the franchise that the term was literally invented for us.

 

Four world titles and some things just never change.

[vegasbob]

JDM back in slider chasing suck mode. Not a clue more than Chris Owings

[notin]

It is worth noting that the Red Sox have had so many September Swoons in the illustrious history of the franchise that the term was literally invented for us.

 

Four world titles and some things just never change.

 

But who cares if they swoon this year? They’ve all but locked up third place in the AL East...

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

But who cares if they swoon this year? They’ve all but locked up third place in the AL East...

 

Third place will probably look good next year.

[Station 13]

It seems they chosen this night to protest.

[jung]

But who cares if they swoon this year? They’ve all but locked up third place in the AL East...

 

Its just nice to know that traditions die hard around here. Its comforting to be able to reach over and touch that rock of granite that just won't die. 4 world titles could not even knock this one out.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

It seems they chosen this night to protest.

 

 

We won't work for these s***** wages.

[Station 13]

Moe, Larry and Curly has a new member, his name is Dick.

[Station 13]

I'm pretty sure we're getting punk tonight.

[Oscars]

The performance of the Sox in the last week is a very bad look for Cora .

Completely lifeless and playing pitiful baseball

[Station 13]

Juan Centeno? Who dat

[jung]

The performance of the Sox in the last week is a very bad look for Cora .

Completely lifeless and playing pitiful baseball

 

Cora to Henry:

"But you told me and the team that I would be back for 2020"

 

Henry:

"Who are you again"