8/17 v Orioles

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

They should definitely replace their mascot The Green Monster. He's run out of material. Perhaps a new mascot called The Pesky Pole could take his place.

 

And no. The Pesky Pole has nothing to do with being Polish.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Brockstar!

[SoxHop]

Holt!

[SoxHop]

Lets fo JBJ

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

JBJ! WOJO has lost his MOJO.

[SoxHop]

Wall ball, good hit JBJ.

[Slasher9]

Joe west is a joke

[SoxHop]

One run closer to wild card

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

A person on the playing field who has little to no mobility is going to eventually get seriously hurt. I'm talking to you, Joe West.

[SoxHop]

Good eye Mookie. Hope you stay with us brother, if you dont, kiss my ass

[Slasher9]

A person on the playing field who has little to no mobility is going to eventually get seriously hurt. I'm talking to you, Joe West.

 

He should start wearing a helmet like a base coach

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Mr West should be a DHPU.

 

DHPU=Designated Home Plate Umpire.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

He should start wearing a helmet like a base coach

 

Better yet, he should wear his home plate umping gear.

[SoxHop]

X-man is a bad ass

[Station 13]

Devers hasn't seen a strike yet tonight

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Joe west is a joke

 

He actually is a good caller of balls and strikes, which, as we know, is very rare in MLB.

[Slasher9]

Lucky there. That was a big turn

[Station 13]

I came across old tapes of Boston Common, it was so good to watch it again. Comedy today just aren't funny anymore like they were in the 90s.

[Station 13]

Don't hit into a doubleplay JD

[Slasher9]

He actually is a good caller of balls and strikes.

 

He may be. But I am looking forward to the near future when robots will call balls and strikes...

[Slasher9]

Don't hit into a doubleplay JD

 

 

Damn you Station

[SoxHop]

Screw me raw

[Station 13]

what did I f***ing say.

[Station 13]

Damn you Station

 

It's so damn predictable. They don't have it easy.

[oldtimer]

what did I f***ing say.

 

I'm sure he feels terrible about it. Hit the ball to the right side hard or to the outfield and we get a run. a strikeout if preferable.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

When playing the O's, I'm sure most managers tell his pitcher "don't let Mancini beat you."

[SoxHop]

Wait what, sale has a shoulder issue?

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

He may be. But I am looking forward to the near future when robots will call balls and strikes...

 

If the umpires' union decides to go on strike because of that, MLB can just bring in SCAB robots.

[SoxHop]

Wait what, sale has a shoulder issue?

 

Oh really. The dude that is about 150 soaking wet with a violent arm delivery is hurt nearing his thirties, great extention Boston, super smart.

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Oh really. The dude that is about 150 soaking wet with a violent arm delivery is hurt nearing his thirties, great extention Boston, super smart.

 

This time it's an elbow issue.