3/28 @ Seattle. OPENING DAY

[Thunder]

Self defense. I did recommend taser for every awful swing until bad habit is kicked.

 

Do that to me for my golf swing

[Slasher9]

That made my toes curl.

[Thunder]

Mendoza sounds like she has a thing for Mookie

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Mendoza sounds like she has a thing for Mookie

 

Could be. Professional bowlers are chick magnets.

[Slasher9]

Need to roll 2 here....

[Thunder]

Could be. Professional bowlers are chick magnets.

 

When they were showing a shot of his daughter and girlfriend at the start of the game, Mendoza was salivating about his daughter while pretending like the girlfriend didn't exist

[Slasher9]

If neck tat can get us thru this inning unscathed I like our chances

 

Nice job jinxing this inning duecebag....

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Neck tat got nicked a tad there.

[Slasher9]

Silver lining....at least this game didn’t start at 10pm like usual west coast games.....

[Thunder]

Silver lining....at least this game didn’t start at 10pm like usual west coast games.....

 

Might have been better if it did. I would've been in bad by now

[Slasher9]

This about to get fugly

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Silver lining....at least this game didn’t start at 10pm like usual west coast games.....

 

Better to lose at a decent hour.

[Thunder]

This game is uglier than me

[Jasonbay44]

Well this game is going pretty s*****.

[Thunder]

Well this game is going pretty s*****.

 

Just glad baseball is back. Summertime vibes

[SPLENDIDSPLINTER]

Well this game is going pretty s*****.

 

It's early.

[Jasonbay44]

Can anyone think of a team that lost first game of the season and still had a successful season? I can’t. We’re already 1 GB of Yankees too. f***

[Thunder]

Can anyone think of a team that lost first game of the season and still had a successful season? I can’t. We’re already 1 GB of Yankees too. f***

 

Hell, I can't even think of a team that won the first game of the season and still had a successful season

[Jasonbay44]

Hell, I can't even think of a team that won the first game of the season and still had a successful season

its almost impossible to have a good season if you play a first game period

[Jasonbay44]

At least Eduardo Nunez still plays Gold glove defense

[Youk Of The Nation]

Can anyone think of a team that lost first game of the season and still had a successful season? I can’t. We’re already 1 GB of Yankees too. f***

 

Nope, you're right! Last season the Sox lost their first game and as you and I both know (but some others may have forgotten) last year ended up being a crushing disappointment for Sox fans. We might as well trade Mookie, Sale, Price, and JD to San Diego for a few prospects and start rebuilding for 2025.

[d-money]

Terrible game. Get em tomorrow.

[jacksonianmarch]

Sale sucked and the gas can brigade didn’t help matters after that. Having a mortal Sale will be problematic for the Sox

[RedSoxNC84]

welp.

[notin]

Sale sucked and the gas can brigade didn’t help matters after that. Having a mortal Sale will be problematic for the Sox

 

 

Yes assuming the one game sample size is correct...

[jacksonianmarch]

Velo was down and location was way off. When was the last time Sale got battered like this?

[notin]

its almost impossible to have a good season if you play a first game period

 

 

This team sucks!! I bet they lose like 60 times this year!!!

[notin]

Velo was down and location was way off. When was the last time Sale got battered like this?

 

He threw all of 9 innings in spring training. He’s just getting in gear now...

[Larry Cook]

Hopefully desperate Dave has a plan to fix sale.

[Maxbialystock]

Perfect throwaway game. Sale stunk, also bullpen. Sox had 11 hits and 4 runs but no dingers. Seattle had 12 runs on 12 hits, 5 of them dingers. Nunez and Devers had errors.

 

Hit it, Scarlett! Tomorrow is another day.