07/29 Red Sox vs. Fake Sox

[Spudboy]

Porcello (5-10) vs. Quintana (5-9)

 

 

Yay!!!!

 

 

 

GO SOX!!!!!!1!!11

[a700hitter]

Two pitchers with bad win/loss records, but I would take Quintana over Porcello if I were betting. I am not betting, and we got destroyed two nights in a row, so maybe their hitters are tired.

[Spudboy]

Two pitchers with bad win/loss records, but I would take Quintana over Porcello if I were betting. I am not betting, and we got destroyed two nights in a row, so maybe their hitters are tired.

 

Yes. That's it. Their hitters must be tired.

 

I'm also hoping that Goldie Locks has been given the night off. He had to run around like a mad man last night chasing all those hits to left and to left center ( not that he caught up with one of those, mind you! )..The slugger needs a blow!!!

[yankthis]

On paper it looks like another 10-8 loss, eh?

[yankthis]

And here we go!

[Jasonbay44]

Really? Lol

[mvp 78]

Well, that's more effort shown from Porcello than I've seen from most other Sox players all year.

[waltr]

And the juddges score 7.0 7.5 and 7.0 for the Porcello dive

[Elktonnick]

And the juddges score 7.0 7.5 and 7.0 for the Porcello dive

 

That's the best thing Porcello has done all year.

[Jasonbay44]

This team is horrid

[gojohn99]

I see I'm missing another terrific starting pitching performance

[yankthis]

You're missing some terrific "performances" at the plate, too. Somebody needs to tell these guys that if you have to lunge to reach the ball with the bat, or you have to bunnyhop backwards so the ball won't hit your ankles, you probably shouldn't be taking a swing at it.

[Jasonbay44]

Porcello is a f***ing piece of s***. f*** bim

[Northern Star]

Another day, and top of the 2nd already down by 3. I can't wait for the NHL to start back up.

[Jasonbay44]

Melky is gonna be hitting over .300 when this series is over. He was hitting like .275 coming in..

[Northern Star]

I hope everyone at the game is booing the s*** out of this.

[yankthis]

They need to convert videos of these games to black and white, and change the soundtrack to jumpin' ragtime piano. Like the old Charlie Chaplin and Keystone Cops stuff.

[Northern Star]

I think you can start warming up the pen now...

[Station 13]

Price, Cueto, Zimmermann sign all of them.

[Jasonbay44]

Price, Cueto, Zimmermann sign all of them.

 

Porcello, Wright, Masterson, Kelly, Miley. Kill (or DFA) all of them

[Northern Star]

So I lost track of where we were in the Porcello discussion:

 

a) he sucks and always has

the Sox f***ed with his delivery after the trade

[Elktonnick]

So I lost track of where we were in the Porcello discussion:

 

a) he sucks and always has

the Sox f***ed with his delivery after the trade

 

Hannigan was going to solve Percello's problems. I guess that idea was all blown to hell.

[Jasonbay44]

I like how occasionally the white sox announcer, who is a dumb ass, calls Jackie Beadley "Blackie Bradley"

[Jasonbay44]

This is comical

[Elktonnick]

This could the worst Red Sox team since 1932. The way they are playing they could easily lose 100 games,

[Northern Star]

I like how occasionally the white sox announcer, who is a dumb ass, calls Jackie Beadley "Blackie Bradley"

 

dat's...racist?

[mvp 78]

So good so good so good!

[Northern Star]

I suppose it's too late in the day to tell Porcello to KEEP THE f***ING BALL DOWN?

[Northern Star]

Sure glad Ben handed out the $80 million extension that hasn't even kicked in yet. That's smart thinking, boy.

[mvp 78]

"And Fenway stands as one" to cheer Farrell for pulling Porcello and then to booo Porcello.