5/1 vs Bronx Zoophiliacs

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Sabathia vs. Masterson

 

CC might be scratched before game time, I heard the Yankees are having trouble finding a jersey that changes size every 2 hours.

[kapsis21]

^^ lol.

[SoxnCycles]

Sabathia vs. Masterson

 

CC might be scratched before game time, I heard the Yankees are having trouble finding a jersey that changes size every 2 hours.

 

LOL Nice!

[Thunder]

Best GT title in a while, as well as the great intro post.

 

Al Davis said it best: Just win, baby, win!

[Spudboy]

Sabathia vs. Masterson

 

CC might be scratched before game time, I heard the Yankees are having trouble finding a jersey that changes size every 2 hours.

 

 

Most excellent young man!!!!!

 

 

Rape those pinstriped goons.

 

GO SOX!!!!1!!!!!

[Palodios]

f*** the Yankees.

[Spudboy]

f*** the Yankees.

 

Yes.

 

That seems to be consensus around here.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

f*** the Yankees.

 

These will be my last words, as I scream this at Yankee Stadium lmao. Bury me with a Red Sox hat on.

Edited May 1, 2015 by RedSoxfanforlife305

[BornToRun]

One more vote for f*** the Yankees. Also, we should never call them even though we said we would when they left in the morning.

[Thunder]

One more vote for f*** the Yankees. Also, we should never call them even though we said we would when they left in the morning.

 

That implies that we spent the night with them...

[Bellhorn04]

Well, this should be interesting. Every single hitter in the Yankee lineup bats left-handed (including the switches).

[jacksonianmarch]

This is gonna be a high scoring affair.

[seabeachfred]

Masterson, who has trouble galore pitching to left handers, should have been bypassed for this series. Kelly has had full rest and is 3-0 vs the Yankees in three appearances, but apparently taking a page from master FrancoMa's book, he "doesn't want to lose him", and we may pay a stiff price f or that loyalty and stupidity tonight when Justin gets the living s*** knocked out of him. Oh how I would love to be wrong, but one thing I do know. We better hit very well tonight.

[Station 13]

What the hell is Craig doing in RF? Jesus.

[Thunder]

Lineups:

 

Sox:

You Betts Believe it CF

Laser 2B

Papi DH

The HR King of the MLB LF

I need a Nap 1B

Sablo Pandoval 3B

Craig Allen RF

The Aruban Savior SS

Ryannn Hannn C

 

TTBNL (Team To Be Named Later)

Traitor #1 CF

He's not a Gardener LF

Tex however you spell it 1B

McCan't C

He's Still Alive? RF

Chase Assley 3B

Not A-Rod... Rejoice! DH

Traitor #2 2B

One of the former D'Back players who met the high school coach at my school at AJ Pollock's wedding this past winter SS

[Spudboy]

Lineups:

 

Sox:

You Betts Believe it CF

Laser 2B

Papi DH

The HR King of the MLB LF

I need a Nap 1B

Sablo Pandoval 3B

Craig Allen RF

The Aruban Savior SS

Ryannn Hannn C

 

TTBNL (Team To Be Named Later)

Traitor #1 CF

He's not a Gardener LF

Tex however you spell it 1B

McCan't C

He's Still Alive? RF

Chase Assley 3B

Not A-Rod... Rejoice! DH

Traitor #2 2B

One of the former D'Back players who met the high school coach at my school at AJ Pollock's wedding this past winter SS

 

This is why he is called horseface here at Talksox.

 

Not to be confused with Horseface Lackey.

[BornToRun]

I feel like it's a little childish but I find 'Sablo Pandoval' to be very amusing.

[NativeBostonian]

Allen Craig has turned into last years Jackie Bradley J.R. No matter how much he sucks, he still gets an opportunity to prove that he can't play worth s***.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Apparently there's a Hanley's Helmet twitter account. That's awesome.

[BornToRun]

Hurry up and start the f***ing game. I want to bury these f***ing has-beens beneath a mountain of Hanley bombs over the monster.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I say this way too much, but what's higher in 3 hours: Masterson's jersey number or his game ERA?

[Spudboy]

Great start.

[BornToRun]

I'm not sure if Gardner is more interested in getting on base or luring small children into the back of a van .

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Every ball Masterson throws to a left hander looks like HR bait.

[crazydiamond]

f***, that's an ugly bunch of mustaches

[NativeBostonian]

C.C. didnt look too unhittable.

[BornToRun]

Seriously, Brett Gardner looks like a motherf***ing pedophile.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

That neckbeard is just disturbing.

[Station 13]

Seriously, Brett Gardner looks like a motherf***ing pedophile.

 

Have you seen that cranium without the helmet?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

3 up 3 down for Masterson??

 

ANYTHING'S POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!