Sox @ Yanks 9/4/14

[Youk Of The Nation]

Love that the Yankees won. BTW, this is Crespo. YOTN, sorry for what I did. I was a 20 year old dumb f*** at the time.

 

Sorry? You're "sorry"? No. "Sorry" is for when you spill your drink on someone. "Sorry" is for when you forget to replace the toilet paper roll. We are way, way, way past "sorry". I could be the bigger man here and laugh it off as youthful indiscretion. I could dismiss the entire incident and prove that I have moved on with my life and grown away from the despair and the constant voices in my head exhorting me to kill myself since the day I lost the one person I loved more than anything else. I could be generous and mature and admit that the internet brings out malicious and sociopathic tendencies in people who are otherwise not inclined to seek or incite conflict.

 

But I'm not going to do that. When you did what you did, I would have, with no thought to my own future, gladly have beaten you into a fine paste with whatever blunt instrument that I could find, and lacking that implement, choke the life out of you with my bare hands, you stupid, immature, egotistical, obnoxious dribble of mouse s***. I have, over the last couple years, honestly looked forward to the day that you crawled your slimy ass back onto this site so I could tell you "f*** you". I don't know enough languages and regional dialects to completely express how much I loathe you.

 

Your posting as rjortiz has been mildly inoffensive at times, and at other times, grating. Even if you had conducted yourself like Miss Manners during your time here, I would still have no compunctions about banning you from the site.

 

Maybe this makes me petty. Maybe it makes me unable to let go of the past, maybe it has laid bare the fact that I am bitter and lonely and still living for someone who died years ago. Maybe it makes me immature and vindictive.

 

But goddamn, does it feel good.

 

One last thing: I won't wish you dead. That would make me worse than all of those other things: It would make me a hypocrite. However, I would be perfectly fine if you were hideously maimed for the remainder of your pathetic life, so if you wouldn't mind terribly blinding yourself with a white-hot dildo, I would consider us even.

 

Take your apology, shove it up your ass, and then pull it out and eat s***.

[seabeachfred]

Sorry? You're "sorry"? No. "Sorry" is for when you spill your drink on someone. "Sorry" is for when you forget to replace the toilet paper roll. We are way, way, way past "sorry". I could be the bigger man here and laugh it off as youthful indiscretion. I could dismiss the entire incident and prove that I have moved on with my life and grown away from the despair and the constant voices in my head exhorting me to kill myself since the day I lost the one person I loved more than anything else. I could be generous and mature and admit that the internet brings out malicious and sociopathic tendencies in people who are otherwise not inclined to seek or incite conflict.

 

But I'm not going to do that. When you did what you did, I would have, with no thought to my own future, gladly have beaten you into a fine paste with whatever blunt instrument that I could find, and lacking that implement, choke the life out of you with my bare hands, you stupid, immature, egotistical, obnoxious dribble of mouse s***. I have, over the last couple years, honestly looked forward to the day that you crawled your slimy ass back onto this site so I could tell you "f*** you". I don't know enough languages and regional dialects to completely express how much I loathe you.

 

Your posting as rjortiz has been mildly inoffensive at times, and at other times, grating. Even if you had conducted yourself like Miss Manners during your time here, I would still have no compunctions about banning you from the site.

 

Maybe this makes me petty. Maybe it makes me unable to let go of the past, maybe it has laid bare the fact that I am bitter and lonely and still living for someone who died years ago. Maybe it makes me immature and vindictive.

 

But goddamn, does it feel good.

 

One last thing: I won't wish you dead. That would make me worse than all of those other things: It would make me a hypocrite. However, I would be perfectly fine if you were hideously maimed for the remainder of your pathetic life, so if you wouldn't mind terribly blinding yourself with a white-hot dildo, I would consider us even.

 

Take your apology, shove it up your ass, and then pull it out and eat s***.

 

And I thought I disliked that bastard. I am, however, willing to cut the guy some slack but about two months ago as irotiz he sent me a filthy missive and I wondered why all of a sudden he went off the deep end. Now that I know he is the old Crespo it makes sense. I left the board in late 2007 or so and don't know what he did later to get you and others riled up at him. For me, if he contributes and meets me half way I will give him the benefit of the doubt and move on. I think this guy is also a Dodger fan who was on that biggest shithole board of all, Dodger Blues before it got ripped off the internet. Those *******s came on this board to harasss me and two other posters and I felt that if I left this board peace would descend. I guess it didn't. Maybe a degree and some maturity has straightened Crespo or iortiz out. We'll see. I'm not going to ask what happened with you and him when I left this board but apparently he got you good and pissed. Remind me not to ever let you get that pissed off at me.

[alphilip77]

Sorry? You're "sorry"? No. "Sorry" is for when you spill your drink on someone. "Sorry" is for when you forget to replace the toilet paper roll. We are way, way, way past "sorry". I could be the bigger man here and laugh it off as youthful indiscretion. I could dismiss the entire incident and prove that I have moved on with my life and grown away from the despair and the constant voices in my head exhorting me to kill myself since the day I lost the one person I loved more than anything else. I could be generous and mature and admit that the internet brings out malicious and sociopathic tendencies in people who are otherwise not inclined to seek or incite conflict.

 

But I'm not going to do that. When you did what you did, I would have, with no thought to my own future, gladly have beaten you into a fine paste with whatever blunt instrument that I could find, and lacking that implement, choke the life out of you with my bare hands, you stupid, immature, egotistical, obnoxious dribble of mouse s***. I have, over the last couple years, honestly looked forward to the day that you crawled your slimy ass back onto this site so I could tell you "f*** you". I don't know enough languages and regional dialects to completely express how much I loathe you.

 

Your posting as rjortiz has been mildly inoffensive at times, and at other times, grating. Even if you had conducted yourself like Miss Manners during your time here, I would still have no compunctions about banning you from the site.

 

Maybe this makes me petty. Maybe it makes me unable to let go of the past, maybe it has laid bare the fact that I am bitter and lonely and still living for someone who died years ago. Maybe it makes me immature and vindictive.

 

But goddamn, does it feel good.

 

One last thing: I won't wish you dead. That would make me worse than all of those other things: It would make me a hypocrite. However, I would be perfectly fine if you were hideously maimed for the remainder of your pathetic life, so if you wouldn't mind terribly blinding yourself with a white-hot dildo, I would consider us even.

 

Take your apology, shove it up your ass, and then pull it out and eat s***.

 

What the hell did he say or do to get you so upset?

[Spudboy]

It would be best to drop this subject.

 

It was the low point in talksox history.