10/12 ALCS game 1 vs the Detroit kitty-cats

[SeanJohn93]

nice k lester

[BornToRun]

Penis fully erect right now. I know it's TMI, but needed to share.

 

I'll help you with that if MVP agrees to change his sig.

[onlybereaved]

Can't wait for BornToRun's comments on the earthquake Prince...

 

Nothing like it!

[jung]

Oh man....that was a bad first pitch to Cabrera.

[BornToRun]

Here comes Captain Richter Scale.

[SeanJohn93]

that at bat was scary

[BornToRun]

Come on. You got this Jon

[The Celtbot]

Can't throw it by everybody.

[Palodios]

Two bobbles in the outfield already. Not sure why Ellsbury didn't run out to get that one. Hopefully Lester can sneak through this inning.

[onlybereaved]

Els needs to catch that

[BornToRun]

Cabrera doesn't score on anything that isn't extra bases.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I will be highly displeased if Victor puts runs on the board.

[jung]

Hardest balls to judge in the OF are the balls hit directly at you. Just don't think Ells had a good read on that.

[mvp 78]

Ells is not that good defensively.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Really McCarver? Martinez, a catcher, caught Lester, a pitcher, when they both played for the Red Sox? I had no idea!

[BornToRun]

1 more strike.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Looks cold at Fenway.

[BornToRun]

Not biting at the curve.

[Palodios]

Looks cold at Fenway.

 

Cold and misty, very wet air today.

[onlybereaved]

Exactly

[BornToRun]

Goddamnit Joe west

[BornToRun]

VMart is an annoying motherf***er

[Palodios]

Goddamnit Joe west

 

Why is it that he seems to always get to umpire crucial Red Sox games?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Goddamnit Joe west

Let's see him bitch about the speed of Red Sox games when he shrinks Lester's strike zone and keeps batters at the plate that much longer.

[MANNYHOF24]

Is there an entire empty section at fenway tonight?

[The Celtbot]

Hope it gets easier for him the rest of night.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Lol how slow is Martinez? Was he even trying to run that out?

[Station 13]

ugh never throw Fielder anything close, he hacks at a lot of outside pitches.

[mvp 78]

Who is that guy behind the plate with the yellow headphones?

 

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[User Name]

Ells is not that good defensively.

 

I kinda tend to agree. He's all athleticism imo. Hopefully marklmw's head doesn't explode over these comments (i kid)