10/7 ALDS Game 3 vs Devil Rays

[BornToRun]

Game 3 people, time to finish these f***ers off. We're up 2-0 and have these rays by the tail or whatever the f*** they call it. Clay Buchholz takes the mound against Alex Cobb, some dude who looks like and probably is a f***ing sex offender. Kick some f***ing ass and move on to the ALCS.

 

And also, Ben Zobrist's wife is a f***ing Christian pop singer and she's singing the anthem tonight. How f***ing stupid is that? By the time this game is over, she'll be inspired to write a song about how even Jesus couldn't help her pathetic husband and his piece of s*** f***ing teammates.

Edited October 7, 2013 by BornToRun

[User Name]

Official request to change title to "Game 3 @ Tampa Bay f***heads"

[BornToRun]

Official request to change title to "Game 3 @ Tampa Bay f***heads"

 

I'll allow it. Doesn't a mod have to do that?

[mvp 78]

It feels like they haven't played in a week! Let's go!

[yeszir]

A sweep would be nice

[Thunder]

This will be the third home game of the series for the Sox.

[SoxFanForsyth]

My two favorite stats of the day:

 

1. Red Sox Run Differential vs Rays during season (19 games): +14

Red Sox Run Differential vs Rays during postseason (2 games): +13

 

2. Red Sox, as a team, are hitting .352/.413/.577. AS. A. TEAM. AGAINST PRICE AND MOORE!!! My goodness. That's outrageous.

 

Buch dominates today. Sox win, 6-1.

[RedSoxNC84]

Sweep.

[VA Sox Fan]

RED SOX (2-0)

Ellsbury CF

Victorino RF

Pedroia 2B

Ortiz DH

Napoli 1B

Nava LF

Saltalamacchia C

Drew SS

Middlebrooks 3B

Pitching: RHP Clay Buchholz (12-1, 1.74 regular season).

[VA Sox Fan]

Official request to change title to "Game 3 @ Tampa Bay f***heads"

 

No messing with the mojo in place please, thanks.

[User Name]

Au contraire. "Insult the Rays" mojo has gotten us two convincing wins and must continue.

[jung]

Dodgers pitching Kershaw tonight on "short" rest. Knew we would see some of this during this post season. Did not expect to see it in the division rounds as much as I was expecting it later. Kind of an interesting move given where the Dodgers are in their series.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Game 3 people, time to finish these f***ers off. We're up 2-0 and have these rays by the tail or whatever the f*** they call it. Clay Buchholz takes the mound against Alex Cobb, some dude who looks like and probably is a f***ing sex offender. Kick some f***ing ass and move on to the ALCS.

 

And also, Ben Zobrist's wife is a f***ing Christian pop singer and she's singing the anthem tonight. How f***ing stupid is that? By the time this game is over, she'll be inspired to write a song about how even Jesus couldn't help her pathetic husband and his piece of s*** f***ing teammates.

More like how Jesus stood there and masturbated like a retarded ape in a cage while her husband and his bumblef*** Florida teammates were getting the pitching equivalent of being put through a wood chipper feet first. At which point Jesus's father would bathe in their remains while Jesus continued to masturbate and eventually climbed in to give his father a blowjob in a sea of Ray guts. At which point Zobrist's slut wife would fantasize that she was somehow part of the action.

 

Too harsh?

Edited October 7, 2013 by Jacoby_Ellsbury

[Thunder]

Let's go sweep these f***ers in the shithole they call home, even though it's really our home away from home. Let's make that pussy Maddon want to go home and cry to his mother but can't because even she hates him. Let's ruin the rest of Wil Myers' s***** career by having our fans chant "Myyyyerrrs" in his face at the place where he thinks he's safe. Let's move on to the ALCS (Buck and McCarver....) and btso whoever stands in our way. The Rays are bunch of f***ing amateurs, who were spoiled by their parents and tricked into thinking that they were good at baseball.

 

 

The trashing comes out in elimination games.

[jung]

Benches cleared in Detroit

 

Cooler heads prevail

Edited October 7, 2013 by jung

[BornToRun]

Benches cleared in Detroit

 

Cooler heads prevail

 

So someone who isn't torii hunter, then?

[jung]

No.... Martinez went after Belfours who was doing his usual thing out on the mound. Belfours aways talks alot out there but this time he seemed to be walking right toward Martinez as he was waiting to get a new ball to throw and was jawing directly at him at the same time. Martinez took exception to that and the whole thing exploded into shall we say a non-FCC acceptable exchange with Martinez heading out toward the mound. The benches cleared very quickly as I think Balfours was jawing through the whole at bat. So, the benches seemed kinda' ready.

 

The coaches actually saw it coming as did the entire ump crew and they got enough bodies in between everybody to get it toned down. Then Balfours got a stern talking to about jawing directly at the batter that way. It was a tense game as are a lotta' these so they were right on the brink. Balfours just lit the fuse.

[BornToRun]

Thanks for the recap.

f*** Detroit.

[redsoxrules]

Thanks for the recap.

f*** Detroit.

 

f*** any team not named the Red Sox

[BornToRun]

f*** any team not named the Red Sox

Pretty much this in most cases although I do like watching the A's do well. If it isn't us, I'd like to see Billy Beane get his ring as GM.

[redsoxrules]

I can see this game being a 2-1 game as Boston doesn't typically hit well on the road.

[BornToRun]

I can see this game being a 12-1 game as Boston doesn't typically hit well on the road but will tonight because f*** the rays in the mouth.

 

Fixed that for you, buddy.

[RedSoxNC84]

I just want to see David Price whine about getting beat some more.

[Wasatch]

Good Bye Devil Rays!

[BornToRun]

Time to put the final nail in the coffin.

[BornToRun]

Words cannot describe just how much I hate this team. More than the skanks at this point.

[redsoxrules]

Excellent start

[jung]

Molina still has the hockey mask version going. They have been disappearing pretty quickly around the majors of late.

[BornToRun]

Seems as though Cobb is s***ing himself early.

[RedSoxNC84]

Words cannot describe just how much I hate this team. More than the skanks at this point.

 

It's hard to hate the yankees when they aren't really winning. Plus with Rivera ending his career and how easy it is to go "aww" when you see the enter sandman tributes etc. etc. etc. The Rays have a s***** attitude, especially when it comes to the sox.. Remember Luke Scott and the things he said a couple years ago? They're an easy team to hate, because they think they're better than big market teams just because they aren't a big market team. To them big market teams like the Red Sox are evil because they can afford a payroll and have real fans.