8/3 vs Arizona

[BornToRun]

My nephew has some what grown out of his "want to be" phase. There's hope for ital. You just have to deal with the cards you were dealt, for the most part.

Screw that. I worked hard to mold myself into a drawling redneck and I'm not about to change back!

[Palodios]

I'm a be like Adam Sandler in Happy Gillmore and be first in line for tryouts next year. You know I'm bout that thug life. (High pitched Cartman voice) In the Ghetto....

 

My brain suddenly shot to this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhCHcyJh-I

[VA Sox Fan]

Do I meet them?

 

-I listen to country music

-I love cars and guns

-I wear flannel, ball caps, and cowboy boots

 

I hate country music. Cars are overated and a guy thing. Guns are cool. Flannel and cowboy boots suck. Caps are fine as long as they are TAKEN OFF IN DOORS!

[BornToRun]

I hate country music. Cars are overated and a guy thing. Guns are cool. Flannel and cowboy boots suck. Caps are fine as long as they are TAKEN OFF IN DOORS!

We, my lady, are no longer friends.

[Station 13]

Peavy is nasty with all the offspeed offering.

[VA Sox Fan]

Screw that. I worked hard to mold myself into a drawling redneck and I'm not about to change back!

 

Just like with all people. Good and bad. There are good rednecks and bad rednecks. I for one wouldn't date either. Good luck with that! HA HA HA HA!!!

[mvp 78]

I can't wait! Plenty of time between now and March!

 

The Davos and Jaime chapters are great.

[Station 13]

s*** piss f***

 

let's get Peavy some runs

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

We need to back up Peavy tonight. Pitching a great game and could end up with a loss, come on offense!

[VA Sox Fan]

I think the quicker people realize there's no hope for me, the better. My high school teachers felt better real quick.

 

Plenty of hope for you goofy. You are young.

[BornToRun]

Good news: he made contact

Bad news: it was a 2 pitch AB

[VA Sox Fan]

The Davos and Jaime chapters are great.

 

No SPOILER ALERTS please! Ha!

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Peavy going to be 2007 Beckett for the Sox this year. He already has the attitude on lock.

[mvp 78]

We need to back up Peavy tonight. Pitching a great game and could end up with a loss, come on offense!

 

Per your request sir.

[NativeBostonian]

Just like with all people. Good and bad. There are good rednecks and bad rednecks. I for one wouldn't date either. Good luck with that! HA HA HA HA!!!

 

I totally thought of The Wizard of Oz when you said that. "Are your a good witch, or a bad witch?"

[VA Sox Fan]

We need to back up Peavy tonight. Pitching a great game and could end up with a loss, come on offense!

 

YES!!!! Thank you SHANE!

[BornToRun]

Mahalo motherf***er!

[Palodios]

VICTORINO!!!!! Hell Yeah, we have a ball game!

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Lets gooooooooooo!

[mvp 78]

No SPOILER ALERTS please! Ha!

 

Yeah, I won't do that.

[italstallianion]

Plenty of hope for you goofy. You are young.

 

I thought that too. And then I moved into my apartment and I live under a couple of young college age kids, and they are up making noise at like 1-2am and I'm sitting there wishing horrible violence on them so they will stop making noise.

 

And I'm really close to being the old guy with a broomstick hitting the ceiling. Then I think about a700 and I stop....

 

 

 

...to get my rifle.

[VA Sox Fan]

I totally thought of The Wizard of Oz when you said that. "Are your a good witch, or a bad witch?"

 

That's hilarious! True though. Good and bad in all races, religions etc.

[Palodios]

Peavy going to be 2007 Beckett for the Sox this year. He already has the attitude on lock.

 

f*** Beckett. He's going to be a 2004 Schilling.

[Palodios]

And I'm really close to being the old guy with a broomstick hitting the ceiling. Then I think about a700 and I stop....

 

 

 

...to get my rifle.

 

Broomstick or boomstick?

[VA Sox Fan]

I thought that too. And then I moved into my apartment and I live under a couple of young college age kids, and they are up making noise at like 1-2am and I'm sitting there wishing horrible violence on them so they will stop making noise.

 

And I'm really close to being the old guy with a broomstick hitting the ceiling. Then I think about a700 and I stop...

 

...to get my rifle.

 

Good one! Too funny!

[NativeBostonian]

Broomstick or boomstick?

 

I don't think his penis is big enough to hit the ceiling.

[BornToRun]

Peavy going to be 2007 Beckett for the Sox this year. He already has the attitude on lock.

 

Don't you miss those times when we used Josh f***ing Beckett as a term of endearment and not something we screamed at the television as another low 90's heater flew over the wall?

[italstallianion]

Broomstick or boomstick?

 

 

I'm kind of drunk but it looks like I spelled it correctly without editing my post. I could be imagining an "r" in the correct spot though. I also think the new forum has a spell check so I'd see a red line in my post prototype if I spelled it incorrectly.

 

That said, if by boomstick you mean dynamite then that might shut them up too.

[VA Sox Fan]

Yeah, I won't do that.

 

I know. Just giving you s***. You're plowing thru the books!

[italstallianion]

I don't think his penis is big enough to hit the ceiling.

 

 

When I'm drunk I think I'm black so that might help me out a little.