Cherrington Huge Mistake not Getting J. Upton via trade and extension

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Flip flops. Put that Samoan in flippies during ST. They cost pennies to make and we can sell them to these rubes for $20.

 

Will do, Mr. Werner. Should i proceed with the plan for that little "accident" to Daniel Nava? The fans are getting restless about him starting the year on the 25-man. Thank God i come to TalkSox to gauge fan interest and complains for the team.

[mvp 78]

Will do, Mr. Werner. Should i proceed with the plan for that little "accident" to Daniel Nava? The fans are getting restless about him starting the year on the 25-man. Thank God i come to TalkSox to gauge fan interest and complains for the team.

 

No no no... He seems to be the only scrub we can get to show up to all our offseason events.

 

Time to initiate executive order 66 on Lackey. Now that Urbina is out, send him the secret code.

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No no no... He seems to be the only scrub we can get to show up to all our offseason events.

 

Time to initiate executive order 66 on Lackey. Now that Urbina is out, send him the secret code.

 

Mr. Werner, i told you i'd much rather we conduct this order using Mr. Rivera's services. Remember Lackey does like swimming pools a whole lot....

[mvp 78]

Mr. Werner, i told you i'd much rather we conduct this order using Mr. Rivera's services. Remember Lackey does like swimming pools a whole lot....

 

Fine, go for it. Just get it done. Flush that fat turd.

[User Name]

Fine, go for it. Just get it done. Flush that fat turd.

 

What should we do about Daniel Bard? I think people are actually buying the story about fixing the arm slot and the return of his velocity. Suckers

[mvp 78]

What should we do about Daniel Bard? I think people are actually buying the story about fixing the arm slot and the return of his velocity. Suckers

 

You and Farrell have done a great job so far. I'll take you to Rem Dawg's on Friday for lunch. Just don't mention that JH still thinks Bard should be in the rotation!

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You and Farrell have done a great job so far. I'll take you to Rem Dawg's on Friday for lunch. Just don't mention that JH still thinks Bard should be in the rotation!

 

Speaking about JH. I'm getting a lot of flack from him because i didn't sign Josh Hamilton to a 10-year, 250 million dollar deal and Greinke for 8/190. He also wants me to trade the entire farm system (literally every minor league player) for Mike Stanton and Logan Morrison.

 

Could you get him off my back please?

[mvp 78]

LoMo is great on twitter though... Very sexy!

[User Name]

LoMo is great on twitter though... Very sexy!

 

Think i should try trading for him? I think he could be good for business. He's kinda ugly, but i have an idea. Let's have those gay guys give him a makeover. That's always good tv. Good for ratings.

[mvp 78]

Also, JH's coffin needs waxing. Can you price that out for him? We weren't able to sneak that into Napoli's contract incentives.

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I'll have Hoyer pay for it as repayment for that bet he lost about not trading for Anthony Rizzo.

[mvp 78]

Think i should try trading for him? I think he could be good for business. He's kinda ugly, but i have an idea. Let's have those gay guys give him a makeover. That's always good tv. Good for ratings.

 

Meh, those guys aren't bring the ratings they once did. What if we try catfishing Bobby V? The fans would go crazy for that. Can you impersonate a female over the phone?

[User Name]

Meh, those guys aren't bring the ratings they once did. What if we try catfishing Bobby V? The fans would go crazy for that. Can you impersonate a female over the phone?

 

Wasn't it LL who could do that? You gotta have him mix that cheap Vodka he likes with Sam Adams for him to agree to it though.

[mvp 78]

LL saves his pillowtalk for Wally. You know how he has that furry fetish. Speaking of which, Wally needs to be dry cleaned before truck day.

[User Name]

See, this is why i keep saying we gotta get rid of Nava. We told him he could be on the roster if he could take care of these chores for us. Such incompetence.

[mvp 78]

C'mon, you know he's Edes and Cafardo's fluffer... He's too valuable elsewhere.

[VA Sox Fan]

LMMFAO UN and MVP!!!!!!! :lol::lol: Good stuff!! :thumbsup:

[mvp 78]

LMMFAO UN and MVP!!!!!!! :lol::lol: Good stuff!! :thumbsup:

 

Sorry about your boy toy, Scott Podsednik.

[User Name]

C'mon, you know he's Edes and Cafardo's fluffer... He's too valuable elsewhere.

 

I just got a call from the GM of the Mariners with the weird name. He's asking about Jacoby because he thinks he can "win now". He's offering a bunch of scrubs for him. I told him i'd give him Nava, Mauro and Jacoby (with trimmed eyebrows) for Felix, and i was doing him a favor. He hung up. I don't think he understands that his team is supposed to be a minor league affiliate for good clubs like ours.

[mvp 78]

What an idiot. Seattle still owes Boston for us sending those two ya-dudes for the Seattle Real World (the greatest of all the Real World seasons).

[VA Sox Fan]

Sorry about your boy toy, Scott Podsednik.

 

I"ll try to survive.

[User Name]

What an idiot. Seattle still owes Boston for us sending those two ya-dudes for the Seattle Real World (the greatest of all the Real World seasons).

 

I'll offer Salty and make it seem like i'm really sad to see him go. If he bites, we can have that second kegger we talked about after the one for the Dodgers trade.

[mvp 78]

I'll offer Salty and make it seem like i'm really sad to see him go. If he bites, we can have that second kegger we talked about after the one for the Dodgers trade.

 

With Lackey around, we won't have to waste a keg on Bud Light.

 

Also, work on branding a Red Sox beer.

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With Lackey around, we won't have to waste a keg on Bud Light.

 

Also, work on branding a Red Sox beer.

 

I thought Beckett bought the rights to that idea? Still hate that ******* with his stupid goatee and constant whining.