8/13 @ Ken Griffey Nap Lounge

[AtWork]

I can see them all sitting at the bar after the game.

 

Pedroia: Dude, dude, let's totally f*** with them...let's...let's...dude, let's go down by 5 runs or some s*** to a f***ing terrible team!

 

Youk: *laughing uncontrollably* YES! Josh, can you, like, give up a lot of runs or something?

 

Beckett: Pfff, sure. Weren't you there in 2008?

 

Lackey: Let's...uh...*hic*...dude, you guys see that chick, I'm...I'm totally gonna nail her

 

Scutaro: Uh, John, that's a karaoke machine.

 

Lackey: Well, f***..uh, f*** you then, ******* *passes out*

 

Ellsbury: So after Josh gives up a bunch of runs we're gonna win, right?

 

Varitek: Naturally.

 

Crawford: Can't we just win normally, score early, or something?

 

Youkilis: What, and miss out on the internet outrage? Every night I come home and read that s***, it's hilarious.

 

Clearly irritated waitress: Here's your drinks, guys. Try to keep it down over here.

 

Crawford: She's pissed

 

Ellsbury: Yeah man, she's mad as hell. Jarrod, why do you insist on making servers write your name on your reciept

 

Saltalamacchia: It's the most fun I get to have. You should have seen the old lady at Denny's the other night, I swear the vein in her forehead almost popped. Besides, this waitress isn't pissed at me, I'm not the one who tried stuffing those rolls of pennies in her shirt, Jon...Jon? Where did he go?

 

Papelbon, bursting into room through the back door with a dead raccoon clutched in his hand: GUYS I JUST MADE THESE TWO HOBOS FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR TEN BUCKS! COME SEE! WOOOOOOOOOO PAPELBOOOONNNNNNN! *smashes bottle of gold fleck vodka over his own head, grabs nearest woman and licks her face*

 

 

Lackey: *burps slightly and mumbles*

 

Josh Reddick and David Ortiz, sitting quietly at nearby table with dates: *sigh*

 

Dates: Do you two know those guys?

 

Reddick and Ortiz: *share surreptitious look*: Um...no. Wine?

 

I would not be surprised at all. If they ever looked at this forum, they would probably find it hilarious how most of the posters slice their wrists every time we're losing.

[rlchange]

I wonder what the crowd saw when he hit the foul...

[a700hitter]

I can see them all sitting at the bar after the game.

 

Pedroia: Dude, dude, let's totally f*** with them...let's...let's...dude, let's go down by 5 runs or some s*** to a f***ing terrible team!

 

Youk: *laughing uncontrollably* YES! Josh, can you, like, give up a lot of runs or something?

 

Beckett: Pfff, sure. Weren't you there in 2008?

 

Lackey: Let's...uh...*hic*...dude, you guys see that chick, I'm...I'm totally gonna nail her

 

Scutaro: Uh, John, that's a karaoke machine.

 

Lackey: Well, f***..uh, f*** you then, ******* *passes out*

 

Ellsbury: So after Josh gives up a bunch of runs we're gonna win, right?

 

Varitek: Naturally.

 

Crawford: Can't we just win normally, score early, or something?

 

Youkilis: What, and miss out on the internet outrage? Every night I come home and read that s***, it's hilarious.

 

Clearly irritated waitress: Here's your drinks, guys. Try to keep it down over here.

 

Crawford: She's pissed

 

Ellsbury: Yeah man, she's mad as hell. Jarrod, why do you insist on making servers write your name on your reciept?

 

Saltalamacchia: It's the most fun I get to have. You should have seen the old lady at Denny's the other night, I swear the vein in her forehead almost popped. Besides, this waitress isn't pissed at me, I'm not the one who tried stuffing those rolls of pennies in her shirt, Jon...Jon? Where did he go?

 

Papelbon, bursting into room through the back door with a dead raccoon clutched in his hand: GUYS I JUST MADE THESE TWO HOBOS FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR TEN BUCKS! COME SEE! WOOOOOOOOOO PAPELBOOOONNNNNNN! *smashes bottle of gold fleck vodka over his own head, grabs nearest woman and licks her face*

 

 

Lackey: *burps slightly and mumbles*

 

Josh Reddick and David Ortiz, sitting quietly at nearby table with dates: *sigh*

 

Dates: Do you two know those guys?

 

Reddick and Ortiz: *share surreptitious look*: Um...no. Wine?

Hysterical.:lol:

[Youk Of The Nation]

I feel like you put way too much time into that Youk. Just... way too much time.

 

Originally it was going to be shorter, but I was having fun.

[BeepBeepYoureDumb]

Fun>not fun

[rlchange]

Hysterical.:lol:

 

Hilarious :lol::lol::lol:

[iortiz]

Good job Albers, good damn job man!... Now, lets take the Lead.

[rlchange]

Good job Albers!

[AtWork]

9 more outs to work with. Let's make them count.

[Youk Of The Nation]

By the way, I just got back from seeing a movie. Who is Casper Wells and why does he have a home run?

[a700hitter]

Does Felix get his s*** together or does the top of the order chase him to the showers. I think he hits the showers after 4 batters.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Lets just tie this thing up right now. Our bullpen can out duel theirs.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Crawford is due to go yard soon. As is Gonzo.

[AtWork]

Do your thang Navajo kid.

[rlchange]

Walk, 2 run homerun and a single. Good game Ellsbury!

[iortiz]

...and Francona, do not even dare put Miller out there, I'm telling you man...

[SoxFanForsyth]

Wow what f***ing horrid luck.

[boston22407]

f***ing BS

[iortiz]

Oh Crawford, Crawford!

[rlchange]

Oh Crawford' date=' Crawford![/quote']

 

Damn Crawturd

[Station 13]

Crawturd

[a700hitter]

...and Francona' date=' do not even dare put Miller out there, I'm telling you man...[/quote']If Miller comes in, we can't officially blame Tito since he was ejected from the game.

[a700hitter]

If Ichiro bunts to3rd, he' ll end up on 3rd.

[boston22407]

So i just saw that play at the plate with ells at home-plate ,Did they make the right call?

[Station 13]

Sit down Ichiro.

[a700hitter]

So i just saw that play at the plate with ells at home-plate ' date='Did they make the right call?[/quote']I don't know if it was the right call, but I don't know how the frist base ump could over rule the original call. The HP ump was right on top of the play.

[a700hitter]

And here comes FM

[lesterkett]

oh here comes trouble

[rlchange]

:thumbsup:

If Ichiro bunts to3rd' date=' he' ll end up on 3rd.[/quote']

[iortiz]

If Miller comes in' date=' we can't officially blame Tito since he was ejected from the game.[/quote']

 

Really?, I missed that part...