8/13 @ Ken Griffey Nap Lounge

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PEDROIA PEDROIA I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!

[AtWork]

PEDEY! We've got ourselves a ballgame!

 

Did anyone else read the lips of Felix when he said, "f*** me!". Hahaha.

[a700hitter]

Wow!!!

[SoxFanForsyth]

GO YARD REDDICK!!!!

[rlchange]

:ortiz:

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

This team does this on purpose. Have us worried then pull this off. *******s.

[rlchange]

This team does this on purpose. Have us worried then pull this off. *******s.

 

:harhar:

[iortiz]

And just like That. 5-4 Wow!

[rlchange]

swung at s***

[a700hitter]

Stinky with a hit. Felix doesn't have it right now. That is pretty clear.

[SoxFanForsyth]

Alright!!! Lets win this freakin game!!!

[AtWork]

Let's s*** on our backup infielder who's hit .381 for us some more. He's terrible!

[a700hitter]

Varitek with solid contact. Felix is flat right now. That proves it.

[Palodios]

I've learned a valuable lesson this year. Leave the gamethread if the team is getting hammered early.

[a700hitter]

Maybe Felix was hitting the Lite Beer too.

[AtWork]

Mmmm, vodka. I'll have to make it a tradition if we come back in this one too.

[a700hitter]

Albers, don't let them hit it to 3rd. Aviles doesn't have clue over there.

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Aviles!

[AtWork]

TERRIBLE DEFENSE BY AVILES! TRADE FOR BELTRAN! SALTY'S SUCKS!

[The_Destroyah]

This has turned into a game thank god I got the rally cap goin

[rlchange]

TERRIBLE DEFENSE BY AVILES! TRADE FOR BELTRAN! SALTY'S SUCKS!

 

Good luck getting Beltran from the Giants. The Giants need him very bad!

[iortiz]

Aviles, really?

[a700hitter]

Nice play Aviles!:thumbdown Take the SS's ball and then bobble it while laying on your stomach. Good job! At least you kept the ball in the infield.

[a700hitter]

If you placed an empty garbage can at 3rd, it would make more plays than Aviles.

[BeepBeepYoureDumb]

Good luck getting Beltran from the Giants. The Giants need him very bad!

 

Mighta been a joke, but I'm not a scientist. My only clue is that Salty absolutely does not suck.

 

Glad Josh hung tough tonight. Statistically, the 1st inning is the toughest for him in his career. Really hope this was just a bump in the road and that post-07 second half Beckett doesn't rear his head again.

 

Albers 2-seamer is a thing of beauty.

[Youk Of The Nation]

This team does this on purpose. Have us worried then pull this off. *******s.

 

I can see them all sitting at the bar after the game.

 

Pedroia: Dude, dude, let's totally f*** with them...let's...let's...dude, let's go down by 5 runs or some s*** to a f***ing terrible team!

 

Youk: *laughing uncontrollably* YES! Josh, can you, like, give up a lot of runs or something?

 

Beckett: Pfff, sure. Weren't you there in 2008?

 

Lackey: Let's...uh...*hic*...dude, you guys see that chick, I'm...I'm totally gonna nail her

 

Scutaro: Uh, John, that's a karaoke machine.

 

Lackey: Well, f***..uh, f*** you then, ******* *passes out*

 

Ellsbury: So after Josh gives up a bunch of runs we're gonna win, right?

 

Varitek: Naturally.

 

Crawford: Can't we just win normally, score early, or something?

 

Youkilis: What, and miss out on the internet outrage? Every night I come home and read that s***, it's hilarious.

 

Clearly irritated waitress: Here's your drinks, guys. Try to keep it down over here.

 

Crawford: She's pissed

 

Ellsbury: Yeah man, she's mad as hell. Jarrod, why do you insist on making servers write your name on your reciept?

 

Saltalamacchia: It's the most fun I get to have. You should have seen the old lady at Denny's the other night, I swear the vein in her forehead almost popped. Besides, this waitress isn't pissed at me, I'm not the one who tried stuffing those rolls of pennies in her shirt, Jon...Jon? Where did he go?

 

Papelbon, bursting into room through the back door with a dead raccoon clutched in his hand: GUYS I JUST MADE THESE TWO HOBOS FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR TEN BUCKS! COME SEE! WOOOOOOOOOO PAPELBOOOONNNNNNN! *smashes bottle of gold fleck vodka over his own head, grabs nearest woman and licks her face*

 

 

Lackey: *burps slightly and mumbles*

 

Josh Reddick and David Ortiz, sitting quietly at nearby table with dates: *sigh*

 

Dates: Do you two know those guys?

 

Reddick and Ortiz: *share surreptitious look*: Um...no. Wine?

[AtWork]

Our .381 hitting backup infielder sucks balls!

[a700hitter]

Why isn't Lowrie in the lineup? He's like Mike Schmidt at 3rd compared to Aviles.

[rlchange]

Mighta been a joke, but I'm not a scientist. My only clue is that Salty absolutely does not suck.

 

Glad Josh hung tough tonight. Statistically, the 1st inning is the toughest for him in his career. Really hope this was just a bump in the road and that post-07 second half Beckett doesn't rear his head again.

 

Albers 2-seamer is a thing of beauty.

 

Of course he doesnt suck, he is a very good all around.

[BeepBeepYoureDumb]

I feel like you put way too much time into that Youk. Just... way too much time.