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One good thing about our team is we have so many players with big dicks we'd win a penis battle every time and that is even with having Dice-k whose asian so he probably has a really small dick. We have Crawford' date=' Cameron and McDonald who are black so there is like an 95% they have HUGE dicks. + ortiz probably has a big dick because hes black and gonzalez just looks likes he'd have a big dick, asuming the rest of our team has averaged sized penises our team would dominate in a penis battle.[/quote']

 

Can we get rid of this guy already?

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One good thing about our team is we have so many players with big dicks we'd win a penis battle every time and that is even with having Dice-k whose asian so he probably has a really small dick. We have Crawford' date=' Cameron and McDonald who are black so there is like an 95% they have HUGE dicks. + ortiz probably has a big dick because hes black and gonzalez just looks likes he'd have a big dick, asuming the rest of our team has averaged sized penises our team would dominate in a penis battle.[/quote']

 

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One good thing about our team is we have so many players with big dicks we'd win a penis battle every time and that is even with having Dice-k whose asian so he probably has a really small dick. We have Crawford' date=' Cameron and McDonald who are black so there is like an 95% they have HUGE dicks. + ortiz probably has a big dick because hes black and gonzalez just looks likes he'd have a big dick, asuming the rest of our team has averaged sized penises our team would dominate in a penis battle.[/quote']

 

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Ortiz better bomb this or I'm going to be pretty pissed. We had no outs with 2 straight walks.

Yeah, and Gonzalez swings at the first pitch out of the zone.....with Marco f***ing Scutaro hitting behind him.

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Yeah' date=' and Gonzalez swings at the first pitch out of the zone.....with Marco f***ing Scutaro hitting behind him.[/quote']

 

Weird thing is A gon was best hitter in the league last year with RISP and this year with more protection(excluding tonight) he is not swinging well at all in those spots

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Lame. That s*** has been a ball all night.

 

Yep. Don't you just love inconsistent strike zones? The last two ump crews we've had should be forced into working for free to keep their jobs.

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