4/6 @ Cleveland

[Youk Of The Nation]

Like the ancient samurai warriors of his homeland, Daisuke Matsuzaka has been called upon to singlehandedly lead a demoralized and underachieving force into battle.

 

Riding at the forefront of the Red Sox with his sword raised to the sun, Matsuzaka hopes to carve a vicious, bloody path through the enemy hordes, beginning with the Indian's leadoff batter and stopping only when he has torn the living, beating heart out of the last surviving resident of the wretched cesspool of Cleveland with his bare hands and ground it into the pavement beneath his heel.

 

No more shall the Red Sox, so named for the blood of their enemies that runs so deep as to soak through their iron-spiked boots and into their socks, endure losses in the face of a clearly inferior foe. No more shall the citizens of this nation watch helplessly as the army that has sworn to defend it is sent home broken and defeated.

 

NO MORE SHALL WE BE DENIED THE SPECTRE OF VICTORY IN THESE HALLOWED PAGES!

 

As they await with glistening blades and fiery eyes, the Red Sox sharpen their wits as well as their weapons, eagerly anticipating the moment of the kill.

 

And now, as us who have dedicated that portion of our lives not spent at our jobs or with our families go to rest this night, I tell you, with the certainty of one who can see the future as clearly as the past, the Red Sox shall be victorious.

 

The heads of the enemy will adorn the fenceposts of the conquered stadium. The tens of fans present who dare cheer on those who oppose us will be slaughtered, and their blood will paint the outfield walls.

 

To VICTORY, MY FRIENDS. TO VICTORY!

 

And now, in closing, I offer you a sentiment shared by one of some Japanese ancestry who was known to me:

 

"The more blood, the better".

 

 

 

 

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Behind this glove is a fist so powerful, it can atomize the skull

 

 

 

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Behind this patchy, 1920's theater makeup-facial hair lies a weak and terrified White Devil

[Cocos Disciples]

YOTN mojo begins tomorrow, bitches.

[BornToRun]

f*** 'EM UP!

 

 

"Once in a while you meet a team you shouldn't of f***ed with.....we're that team" the 2011 Boston Red Sox

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

This team needs to give the Guardians an ass whooping. That'll make me feel better and more confident going into the series against the Yankees.

[yeszir]

If we lose this one my frustration will quickly transform into ABSOLUTE PANIC AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Youk Of The Nation]

When will the lineups be posted? I want a lineup so I can post it in-theme.

[italstallianion]

Should we start sacrificing posters until the Sox start winning?

[VA Sox Fan]

YOTN mojo begins tomorrow' date=' bitches.[/quote']

 

YES!! YOTN MOJO!! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Youk Of The Nation]

Should we start sacrificing posters until the Sox start winning?

 

Are you volunteering?

[yeszir]

Yes I vote to sacrifice

[suns]

Are you sacrificing yourself yeszir?

[italstallianion]

Are you volunteering?

 

Why not? If the Sox lose tomorrow too you guys can temp ban me.

[yeszir]

I say we start with posters who don't bother to capitilize or punctuate their posts

[Youk Of The Nation]

I say we start with people who come into Red Sox gamethreads on a Red Sox board to root against the Red Sox.

[yeszir]

Why not? If the Sox lose tomorrow too you guys can temp ban me.

 

QUOTED

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

I say we start with people who come into Red Sox gamethreads on a Red Sox board to root against the Red Sox.

 

Sold.

[italstallianion]

Yes I vote to sacrifice

 

I say we start with posters who don't bother to capitilize or punctuate their posts

 

 

 

 

Shouldn't there be periods at the end of those sentences?

 

I guess you can say that that's IRO-(ducks before YOTN throws something)

[italstallianion]

On a serious note I'll actually volunteer. I assume it'd be a week long ban.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

If Dice-K loses I fully expect him to commit seppuku on the mound as part of the Home Opener ceremony, to sacrifice himself for the sake of this team.

[Youk Of The Nation]

On a serious note I'll actually volunteer. I assume it'd be a week long ban.

 

Never assume.

[boston22407]

GO REDSOX !!!

[yeszir]

I think periods at the end of one sentence posts are purely optional

[italstallianion]

It's ok, I've had a good run.

[italstallianion]

So how long will I be banned if the Sox lose tomorrow? lol

[yeszir]

So how long will I be banned if the Sox lose tomorrow? lol

 

3 months?

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Woah easy now.

[italstallianion]

lol that's a little tough, don't you think?

[yeszir]

lol that's a little tough' date=' don't you think?[/quote']

 

No? 2 months?

 

 

I'm kidding.

[italstallianion]

You know what, if that's what the almighty Gods want, I'll STILL do it. That's how much I want the Sox to beat the damn Guardians.

[Cocos Disciples]

I think until the Red Sox get back to .500 is fair.

 

I am glad that I don't qualify for any of these bans. It means I am doing something right.