5/21 @ Sliced Beef with Cheese Product on Bread

[Youk Of The Nation]

This is the continuation of the SCREW YOU MOJO DESTROYING YANKEES FAN thread. I will allow someone else to post lineups and pitchers and stuff.

 

This is also the continuation of calling opposing teams by a highly specific food description.

[yeszir]

The bread isn't actually grilled...

[Youk Of The Nation]

Whatever. Sometimes it is. Maybe just not in Philly.

[JimEdHOF2009]

I gotta admit.. I was frying the Red Sox for most of the year for the lackluster-horrific 1st month-plus.. However, they showed me some serious stones and heart not quitting down 5 against that Fat-Tub O'shite CC... After what happened the night before and the bickering and the weather..it would have been easy for them to pack it in.. however..That win may be the turning point of a great season. These upcoming games against Philly and TB will be a nice litmus test to see just where we are.. Man I hope Coby and Cameron are ready tonight.. Props to Darnell and the other fill-ins but their defense was giving me an ulcer and you CANNOT give Philly or TB extra outs.

[riverside sluggers]

John Lackey (2 games vs Philadelphia, 1-1 with a 4.05 ERA-----Career at Citizens Bank Park in 1 game, 0-1 with a 7.20 ERA)

Jimmy Rollins, 0 for 5, Walk, K

Placido Polanco, 4 for 20 (.200 avg) Double, Triple, HR, 2 RBIs

Chase Utley, 0 for 2, Walk

Ryan Howard, 1 for 2 (.500 avg) HR, RBI, Walk, K

Jayson Werth, 2 for 7 (.286 avg) Double, HR, 2 RBIs, 3 Ks

Raul Ibanez, 19 for 51 (.373 avg) 4 Doubles, 5 RBIs, 5 Walks, 4 Ks

Shane Victorino, 1 for 1 (1.000 avg) RBI, 2 Walks, SB

Carlos Ruiz, 0 for 3, 2 Ks

Cole Hamels, 1 for 2 (.500 avg)

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Juan Castro, 3 for 9 (.333 avg) Double, 3 RBIs, 2 Ks

Greg Dobbs, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) K

Ben Francisco, 3 for 6 (.500 avg) Double

Ross Gload, 4 for 14 (.286 avg) 2 Doubles, 2 RBIs, 2 Ks

 

Cole Hamels (2 games vs Boston, 2-0 with a 1.93 ERA-----Career at Citizens Bank Park in 61 games, 30-18 with a 3.39 ERA)

Marco Scutaro, 1 for 10 (.100 avg) Double, 2 Ks

Dustin Pedroia, 3 for 7 (.429 avg) Double, HR, RBI, 2 Ks

Victor Martinez, 2 for 6 (.333 avg) HR, RBI, K

Kevin Youkilis, 0 for 3, K

J.D. Drew, 1 for 5 (.200 avg) HR, RBI, 2 Walks, 2 Ks

Adrian Beltre, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) Double, K

Bill Hall, 3 for 19 (.158 avg) 6 Ks

Darnell McDonald, 1 for 5 (.200 avg) 2 Ks

John Lackey, 0 for 1

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Jeremy Hermida, 4 for 19 (.211 avg) HR, RBI, 4 Ks, SB

Mike Lowell, 0 for 3

Jason Varitek, 0 for 3

 

Lackey on the road this season in 4 games, 1-2 with a 4.64 ERA

 

Hamels this season at home in 5 games, 3-1 with a 2.98 ERA

[italstallianion]

The bread isn't actually grilled...

 

 

I agree, I also have never seen a Philly Cheese Steak with grilled bread.

[riverside sluggers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANhofzv-n7c

[redsoxrules]

Lineup

 

Scutaro SS

Pedroia 2B

Martinez C

Youkilis 1B

Drew RF

Beltre 3B

Hall LF

McDonald CF

Lackey RHP

[VA Sox Fan]

PHILLIES (25-15)

Rollins SS

Polanco 3B

Utley 2B

Howard 1B

Werth RF

Ibanez LF

Victorino CF

Ruiz C

 

Hamels LHP (4-2, 4.29).

[Palodios]

Good to see Scutaro back in today.

[msubulldogs21]

That's an AL lineup that Philly trots out there every night. I hope Lackey is on his game tonight.

 

I think we'll put up some runs on Hamels.

[RWTP24]

It is time for the MLB to go to the DH in National league.

[Spudboy]

VICTOR!

 

1-0.

[redsoxrules]

V-mart getting hot

[Youk Of The Nation]

Youk is leading the majors in walks and is second in OBP. Also leading the AL in runs scored. Just in case some of you didn't know.

[Youk Of The Nation]

One pitch, one out. Nice start, nice play by Youk.

[Spudboy]

Two hard hit balls. Two good plays.

[yeszir]

Youk is leading the majors in walks and is second in OBP. Also leading the AL in runs scored. Just in case some of you didn't know.

 

Youk sucks

[Youk Of The Nation]

Youk sucks

 

You suck

[ORS]

Youk is leading the majors in walks and is second in OBP. Also leading the AL in runs scored. Just in case some of you didn't know.

He also has the most bulletproof facial hair. That goat he has could battle with Chuck's beard any day.

[Spudboy]

Nice.

[Youk Of The Nation]

He also has the most bulletproof facial hair. That goat he has could battle with Chuck's beard any day.

 

He used to keep a spare bat in his beard, but whenever he moved his jaw it would splinter the wood.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Joe Castiglione on the fans booing Drew: "Don't they ever get over it?"

[ORS]

Tremendous AB from Timber Preserves (log jam).

[Youk Of The Nation]

HAHA I GET IT

 

Why not Lumber Jelly? Or does that sound too much like lube for gay lumberjacks?

[Dipre]

Tremendous AB from Timber Preserves (log jam).

 

Well done, sir.

[Dipre]

Lol Hamels' contact scared me.

[ORS]

Lackey will now go by Rocket Man.....until he has a couple of games where he doesn't give them up all the time.

[Dipre]

*waits for people to bitch about the team's defense*

[Dipre]

Wow Lackey.........solid contact to the pitchers twice in a row.....