Adrian beltre hits DL with injured Testicle (No Joke)

[Javier Lopez]

Mariners placed 3B Adrian Beltre on the 15-day disabled list with an injured testicle.

Cue the laugh track. Beltre, who doesn't wear a protective cup, had a ball clip him in the groin during Wednesday's game. There was some tearing and internal bleeding. The team is waiting to see if he will require surgery. With surgery, he would be out a month. Without, roughly two weeks. Beltre's certainly been snake-bit in his free agent season

[BSN07]

Wow...

[YanksHater213]

s*** ain't no joke... I had surgery on my testicles 6 days ago. One of the worst experiences of my entire life.

[Dipre]

A cup:

 

Wear it ya douche.

 

Only Adrian Beltre can play 3rd without a cup.

[a700hitter]

...and of course the Yankees are in town.

[Dipre]

...and of course the Yankees are in town.

 

When it rains, it pours.

[Gom]

Beltre has been bad all year..but ouch, what an injury.

[Dipre]

Beltre has been bad all year..but ouch' date=' what an injury.[/quote']

 

He refused to wear a cup will manning 3rd.

 

He had it coming.

[Spudboy]

He refused to wear a cup will manning 3rd.

 

He had it coming.

 

Yeah, he did.

 

He won't be cumming for a while now.

[italstallianion]

And someone wanted him to come play 3B here. I definitely won't root for a Red Sox player with no intensity. He's got to have balls. (Emphasis on the s)

[Gom]

He refused to wear a cup will manning 3rd.

 

I think you mean "while manning" and not "will manning".

 

Thank you for the SAP portion of our board.

[Dipre]

I think you mean "while manning" and not "will manning".

 

Thank you for the SAP portion of our board.

 

I have ESL as an excuse although i don't use it, Mr. HallIday.

[BoSox21]

I think you mean "while manning" and not "will manning".

 

Thank you for the SAP portion of our board.

 

three-day ban right there

[Gom]

I have ESL as an excuse although i don't use it' date=' Mr. HallIday.

 

I spelled a NAME incorrectly. Your spelled a WORD incorrectly and don't know it's usage. :harhar:

[Dojji]

can we please get rid of this guy? You look at a lot of the fights and crap that goes down around here he's usually in the middle of it and I'm sick of this.

[italstallianion]

can we please get rid of this guy? You look at a lot of the fights and crap that goes down around here he's usually in the middle of it and I'm sick of this.

 

 

+1

[Gom]

If Yeszir asks me to leave, I'm gone. You, Dojji, and Stallion, don't matter to me in the least.

 

I never get into it with you since you're not one of my favorite posters. In fact, this is pretty much I've written about you or to you. I consider Dipre a friend, and we enjoy needling each other.

 

So...[fill in the blank].

[Dipre]

I seriously think instead of blasting the old posters who we're used to.

 

We should concentrate on absolute trolls like diony.

 

You might not like Gom, but he brings some good stuff to the table, and he's usually just messing around.

 

We need to respect the rules but we also need thicker skin here.

 

JFC.

[Spudboy]

I seriously think instead of blasting the old posters who we're used to.

 

We should concentrate on absolute trolls like diony.

 

You might not like Gom, but he brings some good stuff to the table, and he's usually just messing around.

 

We need to respect the rules but we also need thicker skin here.

 

JFC.

 

This is how I see it too.

[Cocos Disciples]

We should concentrate on absolute trolls like diony.

 

 

Well do I have a present for you. http://www.talksox.com/forum/members/4118.html

[Spudboy]

Most excellent.

 

I enjoy what guys like Yankees228, Jacko, and Gom bring to the board. They have a different perspective and add color to the board. Most of the time when they stir the pot the result is interesting.

 

Troll-fu Diony never contributed anything of substance as far as I could tell.

[italstallianion]

Well do I have a present for you. http://www.talksox.com/forum/members/4118.html

 

 

Is this one of those 3 day ban things or is it permanent?

[Cocos Disciples]

It's permanent.

[Gom]

I for one...if ever banned, will leave. Unlike BOY. I got banned from NYYFans. Never went back. Why stay where you aren't wanted?

 

I'm not stirring the pot here, but that's it. I enjoy the banter, and the give and take. Certain people I don't care for, so I ignore. Certain people don't have the banter personality, so I treat with politeness, like Spudboy. The majority of the posters here, I enjoy ripping them and being ripped. It makes it fun for me.

 

I still think the best put down EVER was ORS to me, something to the effect:

 

"You couldn't bring the funny if you brought a bubble machine to a special ed class."

 

I still laugh about it. Keep in mind, I only banter [for the most part] with those I like, respect, and who give it back as well as they take it. If Yeszir doesn't like it, I'll be one with the end. If they have no problem, then it's no longer my issue.

[Cocos Disciples]

As far as I'm concerned you're fine. There's a hefty difference between you and diony.

[schillingouttheks]

"No, you stupid cockpumper" was also a classic line from ORS.

[BoSox21]

I think Gom plays a pretty big part in the dynamic of this board. Rarely do I ever agree with the toxic gunk that spews off his keyboard but I read it more often than not.

[Dipre]

Diony's been banned!

 

Oh happy day!

[Christian Snyder]

That's got to hurt..... REALLY BAD!

[BoSox21]

That's got to hurt..... REALLY BAD!

 

Just wait until you get hit there once your balls actually drop, then you'll really be able to sympathize