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So here we go:

 

tommy HUNTER vs. Josh 'f***in' Beckett

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MOJO of the day: WAR

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Because this isn't just a fan forum...oh no. This is an all out war. You can post here, but be prepared. If you say the season is over, you better be damn sure it is. If you like tables, this is the place for you. If you think Alex Cora sucks then this is place for you. Because this is an all out war zone. You see there are hundreds of Sox fans and only a handful of Yankee fans, but we're coming after you. Gom? He's a dead man. Jacko, dead. NIEDERMAYER!!!...

 

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The Sox are facing a pitcher with a 2.35 ERA and the Yanks are facing a pitcher with a 7.22 ERA. If we win, I'd consider that a small victory. If we win and the Yankees lose, I'd consider that a major victory.
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MOJO of the day: WAR

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its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum......and im all out of gum

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Some other favorites,

 

" My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"

 

"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"

 

" You're an inspiration for birth control."

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The Sox are facing a pitcher with a 2.35 ERA and the Yanks are facing a pitcher with a 7.22 ERA. If we win' date=' I'd consider that a small victory. If we win and the Yankees lose, I'd consider that a major victory.[/quote']

 

Kind of balances out when you consider the fact that the Red Sox have Josh Beckett going and the Yankees have Sergio Mitre going...

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Didn't Roddy Piper say that?

 

could be, I just remember Duke Nukem saying that

 

lineup....same as last night

 

Ellsbury - CF

Pedroia - 2B

Youkilis - 1B

Ortiz - DH

Bay - LF

Drew - RF

Lowell - 3B

Varitek - C

Lowrie - SS

Beckett - SP

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Red Sox

1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B

3. Kevin Youkilis, 1B

4. David Ortiz, DH

5. Jason Bay, LF

6. J.D. Drew, RF

7. Mike Lowell, 3B

8. Jason Varitek, C

9. Jed Lowrie, SS

-- Josh Beckett, RHP

 

 

Rangers

1. Ian Kinsler, 2B

2. Michael Young, 3B

3. Josh Hamilton, RF

4. Andrew Jones, DH

5. Hank Blalock, 1B

6. Marlon Byrd, CF

7. David Murphy, LF

8. Jarod Saltalamacchia, C

9. Omar Vizquel, SS

-- Tommy Hunter, RHP

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could be, I just remember Duke Nukem saying that

 

lineup....same as last night

 

Ellsbury - CF

Pedroia - 2B

Youkilis - 1B

Ortiz - DH

Bay - LF

Drew - RF

Lowell - 3B

Varitek - C

Lowrie - SS

Beckett - SP

 

Oops, sorry BS21:(

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could be' date=' I just remember Duke Nukem saying that[/b']

 

lineup....same as last night

 

Ellsbury - CF

Pedroia - 2B

Youkilis - 1B

Ortiz - DH

Bay - LF

Drew - RF

Lowell - 3B

Varitek - C

Lowrie - SS

Beckett - SP

 

I can't remember the name of the movie (I believe it was Piper's big debut), it involved aliens taking over the Earth and Roddie finds some sunglasses in an alley that allow him to see aliens through their human disguises. I believe it was a Carpenter movie from the early nineties.

 

Who said it first, Piper in the movie, or Duke Nukem in a video game?

 

I know, who cares?

 

Edit: 1988. The Movie is "It Lives", directed by John Carpenter.

 

A "B Grade" movie, to be sure. But pretty entertaining none the less. Has anyone here other than myself seen it?

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I'd love to be at the game tonight sucking down some Lone Star and watching the homeboy Beckett dominate!

 

And hopefully sampling some Texas poontang!

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I'd love to be at the game tonight sucking down some Lone Star and watching the homeboy Beckett dominate!

 

And hopefully sampling some Texas poontang!

 

I havent seen someone guzzle down a Lone Star in about 4 years, that and Pearl beer ha

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Is MSU at this one or tomorrow?

 

And yes I know nobody has the answer.

 

He said, I believe, that he would be taking in two ML games and THEN a Texas / Sox game.

I think that means tomorrow. But I'm old and slow. I don't know the schedule.

 

Does that help?

 

Hook 'em Horns!

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On the pre-game Jim Rice was very dismissive of the excuse of unfamiliarity used by today's players for failing against rookie pitchers. Rice believes and I agree that a major league lineup full of accomplished veteran hitters should abuse rookie pitchers.
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I havent seen someone guzzle down a Lone Star in about 4 years' date=' that and Pearl beer ha[/quote']

 

I've had exactly ONE Lone Star in my life.

 

I think I may go down to Yankee Spirits (a HUGE liqueur store) and pick-up some Lone Star and Presidente. Just to keep pace with you whipper snappers!:D

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He said, I believe, that he would be taking in two ML games and THEN a Texas / Sox game.

I think that means tomorrow. But I'm old and slow. I don't know the schedule.

 

Does that help?

 

Hook 'em Horns!

 

You know that is my favorite College? I actually have a sports illustrated with Colt McCoy's signature...he has been amazing...

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