White Sox Can't Find Bartolo Colon

[BoSox21]

From the mothership..

 

Chicago White Sox pitcher Bartolo Colon is scheduled to make a minor league rehab start for Triple-A Charlotte on Thursday.

 

Problem is, the White Sox don't know where he is.

 

"I know where he is supposed to be right now. He's supposed to be in Charlotte, preparing to start Thursday," White Sox GM Ken Williams said Tuesday, according to the Chicago Tribune. "Efforts to contact his agent have been successful. Their efforts to contact their client have not been so successful.

 

Sound familiar? Tell Kenny to check the DR

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

He finally collapsed into himself.

[TheKilo]

*Insert how could you lose something that big joke here*

[Cocos Disciples]

No words.

[Dojji]

Quick! Check the bathroom stalls! He might be stuck in one!

[Dipre]

We're actively searching every fast food joint here in Dominican.

 

He will be found.

[BoSox21]

make sure you check the back alleys too, twenty bucks says he's passed out with an empty two-four of Presidente and discarded KFC bones around him

[Dipre]

make sure you check the back alleys too' date=' twenty bucks says he's passed out with an empty two-four of Presidente and discarded KFC bones around him[/quote']

 

It is impossible to get Bartolo Colon drunk on beer.

 

He, Manny and Julian Tavarez are f***ing party animals.

[WhiskeyBreath]

haha

 

2 years in a row now.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Colon...what an ******* right.

[msubulldogs21]

lol

 

Shocker

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

We're actively searching every fast food joint here in Dominican.

 

He will be found.

Oh s***.

[TheKilo]

Colon...what an ******* right.

 

Funny

 

(hope this was intentional)

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Funny

 

(hope this was intentional)

 

Yes, he was born an *******.lol

[a700hitter]

He probably went on an eating binge with Sidney Ponson. When they find Ponson, they'll find Colon.

[TheKilo]

Yes' date=' he was born an *******.lol[/quote']

 

Nah, I guess it wasn't.

[TedWilliams101]

I'm surprised he didn't show up to the Nathan's contest.

[BoSox21]

Nah' date=' I guess it wasn't.[/quote']

 

 

I still maintain he's the love child of Andre the Giant and a Dominican midget

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

Yes it was intentional.

 

Geez.

 

His last name is Colon for god sakes.

[pedroia_the_destroyah53]

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:16150

 

Since i don't know how to actually post the pic.

[Dipre]

 

I still maintain he's the love child of Andre the Giant and a Dominican midget

 

I find that very insulting.

 

I refuse to acknowledge someone so ugly is dominican.

 

We could hold a beauty contest with some of the really handsome guys we send to the big leagues, starting by Julian Tavarez.

[Spudboy]

I find that very insulting.

 

I refuse to acknowledge someone so ugly is dominican.

 

We could hold a beauty contest with some of the really handsome guys we send to the big leagues, starting by Julian Tavarez.

 

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Dojji]

... with both hands.