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Why do we always seem to rarely give Wakefield run support?

 

I don't know why, because it isn't actually the case. So far this year, wake has been given an average of 8.72 runs per 9 innings. In 2008: 7.51, 2007: 7.62, 2006: 6.88.

It's just a myth.

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Now I can go to sleep. And it isn't even 2:30 AM yet so that's a good night for me over here in the UK. ;) Finally a Red Sox win. I figured I was going to find my girlfriend's g-spot before another Boston win.
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I figured I was going to find my girlfriend's g-spot before another Boston win.

 

really? you havent made her scream BOOMSHAKALAKA yet? you havent made her howl at the moon?

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really? you havent made her scream BOOMSHAKALAKA yet? you havent made her howl at the moon?

 

 

For the record they aren't that closely related, such that it's possible (and often) to have one without the other.

 

Besides, I figured I'd need a map and a government grant in order to find the damn thing. Dice-K would have a better shot at a perfect game (with Lugo in the field).

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For the record they aren't that closely related, such that it's possible (and often) to have one without the other.

 

Besides, I figured I'd need a map and a government grant in order to find the damn thing. Dice-K would have a better shot at a perfect game (with Lugo in the field).

 

Use your tongue, grasshopper.

 

Your penis alone will never manage to complete that quest without help.

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Use your tongue, grasshopper.

 

Your penis alone will never manage to complete that quest without help.

 

pretty much.

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For the record they aren't that closely related, such that it's possible (and often) to have one without the other.

 

Besides, I figured I'd need a map and a government grant in order to find the damn thing. Dice-K would have a better shot at a perfect game (with Lugo in the field).

 

The G-Spot is easy to find. Although, according to most women, is over rated. About finger length in, and up. With her on her back as an example. You really can't miss it as it is firm and of a different texture from the rest of the vaginal tissue. Massaging it will stimulate the paraprostatic (sp..I'm drunk) gland. She'll say she feels like she want's to urinate.That's where you want to be. Now it's up to her. Can she over come her reluctance and inhibition about possibly urinating during this experience? Usually not. At least initially.

With practice, it is said that women can have the best orgasm they have ever had. In most cases, you're better off with direct clitoral stimulation.

 

Have fun.

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Use your tongue, grasshopper.

 

Your penis alone will never manage to complete that quest without help.

 

This is good advice.

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This is good advice.

 

Of course it is.

 

I like to make women who sleep with me remember me always.

 

I need to have SOMETHING to be remembered for........

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This whole parody user name would be clever..........if it didn't convey the image of frozen penis. Just sayin'.
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The G-Spot is easy to find. Although, according to most women, is over rated. About finger length in, and up. With her on her back as an example. You really can't miss it as it is firm and of a different texture from the rest of the vaginal tissue. Massaging it will stimulate the paraprostatic (sp..I'm drunk) gland. She'll say she feels like she want's to urinate.That's where you want to be. Now it's up to her. Can she over come her reluctance and inhibition about possibly urinating during this experience? Usually not. At least initially.

With practice, it is said that women can have the best orgasm they have ever had. In most cases, you're better off with direct clitoral stimulation.

 

Have fun.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

 

 

:(

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The G-Spot is easy to find. Although, according to most women, is over rated. About finger length in, and up. With her on her back as an example. You really can't miss it as it is firm and of a different texture from the rest of the vaginal tissue. Massaging it will stimulate the paraprostatic (sp..I'm drunk) gland. She'll say she feels like she want's to urinate.That's where you want to be. Now it's up to her. Can she over come her reluctance and inhibition about possibly urinating during this experience? Usually not. At least initially.

With practice, it is said that women can have the best orgasm they have ever had. In most cases, you're better off with direct clitoral stimulation.

 

Have fun.

 

worst comes to worse, you get a delightful golden shower

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I'm sorry, must have gone into the "Masters & Johnson" thread by mistake...

 

and FWIW, the g-spot is a gynecological myth, designed to make men think that our sexuality is somehow extremely deep and complex. It isn't. At all. DiPreG pretty much, pardon the expression, nailed it.

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worst comes to worse' date=' you get a delightful golden shower[/quote']

 

This post is about to explode with awesomeness.

 

I'm sorry, must have gone into the "Masters & Johnson" thread by mistake...

 

and FWIW, the g-spot is a gynecological myth, designed to make men think that our sexuality is somehow extremely deep and complex. It isn't. At all. DiPreG pretty much, pardon the expression, nailed it.

 

You just made 23 years of social and professional ineptitude worth something.

 

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

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This post is about to explode with awesomeness.

 

 

 

You just made 23 years of social and professional ineptitude worth something.

 

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

 

Heh. Glad I could be of service. ;)

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This whole parody user name would be clever..........if it didn't convey the image of frozen penis. Just sayin'.

 

worst comes to worse' date=' you get a delightful golden shower[/quote']

 

Gold stars for both of you, I just died laughing.

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