5/17 @ Mariners

[schillingouttheks]

Win again. It's that simple. Kthxbye.

 

Game Info:

Date: Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Teams: Boston Red Sox (22-15) @ Seattle Mariners (17-20)

First Pitch: 4:10pm EST

Venue: Safeco Field, Seattle, Washington

TV: NESN

Starting Pitchers:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/8194.jpghttp://bellsouthpwp.net/c/h/chinigor/TALKSOX/VS.GIFhttp://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/7599.jpg

 

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/images/team_logos/50x50/bos.gif#63 Justin Masterson (2-2, 4.89)

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/images/team_logos/50x50/sea.gif#38 Jason Vargas (1-0, 1.04)

 

Mojo of the day:

Two mojos today. Apparently, YotN is going to use his pasta mojo. Nice.

 

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3115/2711461984_d759229029.jpg

 

Oh wow, that looks delicious. My own mojo will be a character with whom I am completely unfamiliar, but I loved the name that popped up in the Google image search.

 

http://www.grandhavenlacrosse.org/wp-content/uploads/mojo.jpg

 

DR. MOJO JOJO MOJO!

[Youk Of The Nation]

That's from Power Puff Girls dude.

[BoSox21]

Red Sox

 

1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B

3. Jason Bay, LF

4. Mike Lowell, 3B

5. J.D. Drew, RF

6. Rocco Baldelli, DH

7. Jeff Bailey, 1B

8. Jason Varitek, C

9. Nick Green, SS

-- Justin Masterson, SP

 

Mariners

 

1. Ichiro Suzuki, RF

2. Franklin Gutierrez, CF

3. Ken Griffey Jr., DH

4. Adrian Beltre, 3B

5. Russell Branyan, 1B

6. Wladimir Balentien, LF

7. Rob Johnson, C

8. Yuniesky Betancourt, SS

9. Ronny Cedeno, 2B

 

-- Jason Vargas, SP

[TheKilo]

I will be gamethreading. Get psyched.

[BoSox21]

thats enough to make me.....jizz in my pants

[Cocos Disciples]

I'll probably be in and out. Take the series bitchezzzzzzzz

[Youk Of The Nation]

My prediction: Sox win 7-2. Masterson pitches 6, gives up 2 runs. Pedroia and Baldelli go deep. Lowell and bay go 2 or 3 for 4. Bard or Saito throw 3 scoreless between them. Ichiro triples in both runs for the Mariners. Nick Green makes at least one stellar defensive play. At least two of these three things happen in this gamethread: Kilo says 'Julio Lugo doesn't make that play', a Yankees fan will only post when the Sox are losing, tied, or in trouble, and SOTK yells at a Sox pitcher by beginning with words and ending with keyboard mashing (ex: MAsterson throw strikes you f***ereorueofjosdskdfkdgskj)

[Youk Of The Nation]

Also I would like to remind everyone that I am going to nine consecutive Sox games, and I am a rediculous 14 or 15 and 0 when attending Sox games.

[TheKilo]

thats enough to make me.....jizz in my pants

 

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I jizzed in my pants

[Cocos Disciples]

At least two of these three things happen in this gamethread: Kilo says 'Julio Lugo doesn't make that play'' date=' a Yankees fan will only post when the Sox are losing, tied, or in trouble, and SOTK yells at a Sox pitcher by beginning with words and ending with keyboard mashing (ex: MAsterson throw strikes you f***ereorueofjosdskdfkdgskj)[/quote']

 

Seems likely.

[Youk Of The Nation]

When Tyler Durden and Edward Norton's character ended up being the same guy, I jizzed my pants.

 

Just kidding. I actually figured it out about twenty minutes after he met him.

[Cocos Disciples]

When Tyler Durden and Edward Norton's character ended up being the same guy, I jizzed my pants.

 

Just kidding. I actually figured it out about twenty minutes after he met him.

 

Same briefcase got me thinking.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Two things made me realize it almost immediately.

 

1. No one ever talked to Brad Pitt directly

2. Norton's character wasn't called by name

[schillingouttheks]

That's from Power Puff Girls dude.

 

Oh.

 

Oh well, that doesn't change the awesomeness that is his name.

[ms_sox]

Strange, I'm suddenly hungry.

 

My dislike for Lugo decreases ever so slightly but it's like two steps forward 1.75 steps back with him, for me. I'm still happy to see Green. Maybe I just think he's cuter. Haha

[Youk Of The Nation]

Ugh is Toronto ever going to lose again?

[ms_sox]

Time to sacrifice some chickens?

[Youk Of The Nation]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090517&content_id=4783714&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

 

[Youk Of The Nation]

f***ing Ichiro.

 

Where is everyone?

[a700hitter]

The Sox are facing a terrible team with a minor leaguer on the mound, but because it's on the road the Sox will probably lose.

[Youk Of The Nation]

When I get back from Minnesota I am implementing a new set of mojo:

 

"Banning people who are excessively negative and predict Sox losses for the duration of the game" mojo.

[TheKilo]

Did Jason Bay really try to bunt?

[a700hitter]

When I get back from Minnesota I am implementing a new set of mojo:

 

"Banning people who are excessively negative and predict Sox losses for the duration of the game" mojo.

Hey, it's my own brand of mojo. Don't f*** with it.

[TheKilo]

Drew

[Jasonbay44]

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090517&content_id=4783714&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

 

 

But of course he has an RBI double....

[Youk Of The Nation]

I know, that was the best part. No one will ever see David Huff again.

 

Oh wait, yes you will. He pitches for the Guardians and he's still their third best starter.

[TedWilliams101]

Bags loaded with 1 out. Don't let 'em off the hook!

[Jasonbay44]

Come on Tek, big scoring opportunity here.

[TedWilliams101]

Big inning mojo:

http://www.bruceongames.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/knockout-punch.jpg

[Cocos Disciples]

Score.