2009 Yankees Game Thread

[Dutchy]

Yes.

 

Wang gets a scoreless inning! Woohoo!

 

The mighty Mets versus pitching ace Chien-Ming Wang! This is like Mike Tyson vs. Muhammad Ali (at this point in their careers).

[Cocos Disciples]

There's no way in hell Livan Hernandez is 34.

[Spudboy]

Joe Morgan sounds like a baseball version of John Madden. Without the personality. He adds nothing to my enjoyment or understanding of the game.

[Spudboy]

There's no way in hell Livan Hernandez is 34.

 

36-37?

[Dutchy]

Why'd you catch that? I wanted to see Chien-Ming Wang run the bases again this year.

[Cocos Disciples]

Morgan is really into the whole team spirit thing.

[Spudboy]

Shut the f*** up about team spirit Morgan.

[Dutchy]

Obviously you guys disagree, but I think it's pretty cool that the Mets are picking eachother up even though they're playing so horribly. I know plenty of teams, like the other New York one, who don't pick each other up at all when they aren't playing well. They just get all mopey.

[Spudboy]

1 and a third innings of dominance so far. I'm truly excited.

[Spudboy]

Obviously you guys disagree' date=' but I think it's pretty cool that the Mets are picking eachother up even though they're playing so horribly. I know plenty of teams, like the other New York one, who don't pick each other up at all when they aren't playing well. They just get all mopey.[/quote']

 

I don't have anything against team spirit. Just Morgans incessant rant about it.

[Cocos Disciples]

How did that graphic completely ignore the Rays? They're .620 since April.

[Dutchy]

I don't have anything against team spirit. Just Morgans incessant rant about it.

 

I used to listen to him to boost my own ego, but now I just ignore everything he says.

[Dutchy]

How did that graphic completely ignore the Rays? They're .620 since April.

 

ESPN had to make the graphic relevant to this game somehow :dunno:

[Spudboy]

I thought I posted a lot. Dutchy, you have over 150 in one day. Hope you have a spare keyboard.

[Dutchy]

I thought I posted a lot. Dutchy' date=' you have over 150 in one day. Hope you have a spare keyboard.[/quote']

 

I'm aiming for carpal tunnel so I can go on disability.

[Dutchy]

Happy birthday DJ! Marry me?

[Spudboy]

All this bag lapping of Jeter. Why don't they mention his most notable accomplishment. He poked Mariah Carey.

[Dutchy]

All this bag lapping of Jeter. Why don't they mention his most notable accomplishment. He poked Mariah Carey.

 

Is that REALLY a great as giving Jessica Alba herpes? I don't know...

[Spudboy]

Is that REALLY a great as giving Jessica Alba herpes? I don't know...

 

He did that too?

[Dutchy]

He did that too?

 

"The 'Fantastic Four' star - recently voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease."

 

http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/

[Dutchy]

Pay attention Mets. That right there is what we call "defense" in baseball. It is a vital aspect of the game.

[Cocos Disciples]

Did Jon Miller really suggest A-Rod move to CF?

[Dutchy]

Did Jon Miller really suggest A-Rod move to CF?

 

We need a puke smiley face.

[Spudboy]

Did Jon Miller really suggest A-Rod move to CF?

 

Certainly did. Must be his blistering speed, eh?

[Dutchy]

Aw, Joe Morgan just mentioned Twitter. I bet is granddaughter told him it would be cute if he used the word on air.

[Cocos Disciples]

He's trying to connect with all them youths.

[Cocos Disciples]

Woot, 3-1.

[Dutchy]

Good play Melky.

[Spudboy]

I found a puke smiley face but can't move it to here. Hmmm.

[Cocos Disciples]

3-2. The announcers love their A-Rod.