Rays beat Red Sox in 5 games

[CowbellKid]

here is a totally unbiased look at the 2008 MLB playoffs.

 

[TheKilo]

lol tags

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Cowbell Kid's Video blog. an unbiased look at the 2008 mlb playoffs

 

CLEARLY an unbiased look. You got some clown wearing a Rays shirt, bitching about the bias ESPN shows towards New England.

[HeadOfSoxNation]

That's like...one of the top 3 worst things I've ever seen in my life. And not even just the content. The delivery is awful, the lighting is awful, the whole thing is just awful. Move out of your parent's basement, Douchebag.

[BoSox21]

I swear I heard his mom yell "Kyle, dinner is ready, go wash your hands" during that thing

[HeadOfSoxNation]

MOM! MEATLOAF!

[BoSox21]

MOM! MEATLOAF!

 

http://www.poprox.us/ul/1840-550x-chaz2.jpg

 

I see it.

[rician blast]

I swear I heard his mom yell "Kyle' date=' dinner is ready, go wash your hands" during that thing[/quote']

 

 

Cary Strukel...that's this clown's name. At the risk of giving this guy what he wants...attention...here's an article on him...he is not univeraslly loved in TB:

 

http://www.tampabay.com/features/popculture/article833592.ece

 

Comments from Rays fans:

 

"I just wish he would stop acting like he was the only person at the game for the past 10 years when he gives interviews. He's only been around for the past two seasons! Some of us have attended longer "

 

"What a dope! This article is an embarrassment to our area....reminds me of the time the ciy of Tampa hosted the Stanley Cup and there were 2 pages educating all of us goobers what icing was...sometimes I hate this place."

 

"What's that smell? Oh, it's hypocrisy! I've heard plenty of sexual innuendo out of that guy's mouth, as late as this season. The security guards tell me that he's cleaned up his act considerably, yet not enough for their tastes."

 

"What is funny about this story is that it says he is the loudest of the "unpaid" Rays fans, but the kid confessed on the radio that the Rays are paying him to cheer at playoffs. Interesting...

 

SO he is vulgar at games, he's a bandwagon fan, and allegedly is on the Rays payroll as a "hired annoyance"? This is fkn hilarious!

[RedSoxRooter]

It's so incredibly bad it's good.

 

"We might lose 1 game to the Sox out of the 5 it's going to take us to go to the Series!" is almost Yogi-esque.

 

JD Drews teeth???

 

I don't know how the guy filmed the whole thing without laughing just once, though it looked like he had talking points on a card somewhere.

[Dojji]

Be nice, guys, the Rays are new to this whole "not being a disgrace to the sport of baseball" thing. It's going to take time for the Rays fans to figure out how to handle it. Not all fanbases are blessed to have a Fitzy around to combine wit, dirty humor and an honest look at baseball from the fan's perspectives. If they're really unlucky, sometimes all fans have is this guy.

 

For the record, I don't really respect the Rays for ending the season of the single weakest playoff team in both leagues. It's nice to win the playoff series, but frankly I was surprised it actually took them 4 games , especially against an aging, all-or-nothing offense that was without Carlos Quentin and with Juan Uribe at third base while you have HFA on turf in a dome.

 

With that said, it's not as much of a challenge as beating a fundamentally sound 100 win Angels team without HFA and with a rotation that's a match for your own if not better while you're dealing with a major performance-sapping injury to one of your own best hitters.

 

I happen to think that while the White Sox were the worst team in the playoffs, the Angels were quite possibly the strongest.

 

In other words, the Sox overcame a worthy opponent that was an equal if not a superior squad to their own, while the Rays booted an old, exhausted, underpowered, undermanned, poor defense team out the door who never should have been there in the first place (Twins scared me a lot more).

 

This is going to be a good series. I could easily see it going 7 games. Especially because both of the ALCS the Sox have won this decade as well as the one they lost have gone to 7 games. But in the end I think the Sox are going to prove too mentally tough for the Rays and the Sox will take the series.

[TheKilo]

I don't understand your first point, Fitzy sucks - unless of course it was sarcasm

[Cocos Disciples]

"How can you expect to be able to play baseball, if you can't even make a proper pizza?"

[BoSox21]

It's going to take time for the Rays fans to figure out how to handle it.

 

What fans? It's a bunch of people who dropped $60 at Champs to wear a Rays jersey and clang a f***ing cowbell for 3 1/2 hours and who won't visit the Trop again unless they make it to the playoffs again next year

[Thumper]

Ummmm is he being serious?? Because I'm fairly sure it's a joke.... If not... than this guy himself is a joke.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

lol what was with the long pauses between words?

 

Also, the first comment on that video made me lmao. "I'll eat evan longoria's penis" Youtube is full of nuts

[CowbellKid]

Laugh while you can. Rays in 5 games. 5 games I say the only reason it would ever go 6 is because the Rays want to beat the Red SAUX in our house. the only reason.

 

[Dojji]

So in other words you predict the Rays win in 5 games and then turn around and say Rays in 6.

 

I don't think we're dealing with someone above the age of consent, anyone else?

 

Dude, if you're going to talk trash in an opposing team's forum at least have something more to back it up with than just repeating yourself. All you're doing is making your fellow Rays fans (such as there acutally are any) look like drooling idiots.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I was sleeping, then I woke up with a hangover and saw this thread title and said 'OH NO' until I remembered the series doesn't start until Friday.

[CowbellKid]

intertwined in the comments you shared were these. Why didn't you include all the comments, loser? :harhar::harhar::harhar::harhar:

 

by Dunedin Jim Oct 3, 2008 6:28 PM

If the Rays had more fans like the Kid, there would have been a lot more sold-out games this year. Keep it up, CBK!

 

by McLovin Oct 1, 2008 11:28 AM

LONG LIVE THE KID!!!!

 

by Ruth Oct 1, 2008 9:59 AM

We need more fans like Cowbell Kid. I think I passed him in Pinellas Park last week; license was the clue. Have fun, we need the stress relief right now.

 

 

by Giovanni Oct 1, 2008 9:44 AM

Cowbell kid is Awesome.... He brings it every night.... GO RAYS

 

 

 

 

Cary Strukel...that's this clown's name. At the risk of giving this guy what he wants...attention...here's an article on him...he is not univeraslly loved in TB:

 

http://www.tampabay.com/features/popculture/article833592.ece

 

Comments from Rays fans:

 

"I just wish he would stop acting like he was the only person at the game for the past 10 years when he gives interviews. He's only been around for the past two seasons! Some of us have attended longer "

 

"What a dope! This article is an embarrassment to our area....reminds me of the time the ciy of Tampa hosted the Stanley Cup and there were 2 pages educating all of us goobers what icing was...sometimes I hate this place."

 

"What's that smell? Oh, it's hypocrisy! I've heard plenty of sexual innuendo out of that guy's mouth, as late as this season. The security guards tell me that he's cleaned up his act considerably, yet not enough for their tastes."

 

"What is funny about this story is that it says he is the loudest of the "unpaid" Rays fans, but the kid confessed on the radio that the Rays are paying him to cheer at playoffs. Interesting...

 

SO he is vulgar at games, he's a bandwagon fan, and allegedly is on the Rays payroll as a "hired annoyance"? This is fkn hilarious!

[schillingouttheks]

intertwined in the comments you shared were these. Why didn't you include all the comments, loser? :harhar::harhar::harhar::harhar:

 

by Dunedin Jim Oct 3, 2008 6:28 PM

If the Rays had more fans like the Kid, there would have been a lot more sold-out games this year. Keep it up, CBK!

 

by McLovin Oct 1, 2008 11:28 AM

LONG LIVE THE KID!!!!

 

by Ruth Oct 1, 2008 9:59 AM

We need more fans like Cowbell Kid. I think I passed him in Pinellas Park last week; license was the clue. Have fun, we need the stress relief right now.

 

 

by Giovanni Oct 1, 2008 9:44 AM

Cowbell kid is Awesome.... He brings it every night.... GO RAYS

 

Because all of those people clearly don't know what bias is? Anyone who thinks your stupid video is unbiased is f***ing clueless.

 

Besides, you still can't sell out your stadium. I don't doubt the Rays can beat the Red Sox. I do doubt that you have any idea as to how to form unbiased opinions.

[Dojji]

Kid, if you're going to try to come in here and stir up a riot, do us all a favor and LEARN HOW first. I know it's hard to see it from your perspective but you're seriously making a fool of yourself here.

 

Using FORUM POSTERS as credentials? Migod.

[Thumper]

Tell me Mr. Kid. If you're such a Rays fan, could you name the starting line up some five years ago? Or are you just now realizing yourself that there's a ballpark in St. Petersburg like the rest of the Rays "fans"?

[CowbellKid]

lol what was with the long pauses between words?

 

Also, the first comment on that video made me lmao. "I'll eat evan longoria's penis"

Youtube is full of nuts

 

I realize that most Red Sox fans and followers are real slow/dense mentally, So in order to be fair to those who are handicapped in that department I was pausing in between statements in an effort for you to absorb the important information I am providing!

 

I think "your mom" is screaming for you to clean up your room!

[CowbellKid]

As a matter of fact I have been a fan since day 1 and I can name alot of line ups over the years, but I really am trying to block the Namoli reign of terror out of my mind forever.

 

Can you remember yesterday?

[CowbellKid]

I am a season ticket holder!

[Youk Of The Nation]

If you don't calm the hell down and stop making it so obvious you're only here to stir up a fight, you're gone.

 

I know your type. You probably don't even like baseball. You most likely saw the Rays' story on ESPN and used it as yet another opportunity to sign onto a new site to attract the attention you crave by being the contrary outsider. How long did you spend on the TB Wiki Page trying to learn enough about the team?

 

You have about ten posts to change my mind.

[See Red]

The Rockies fans talked their s*** because they very convincingly won 2 of 3 in Fenway last season. The Angels fans talked their s*** because they took 8 of 9 against the Red Sox this season. Same ending both times, except with the former, the Sox sprayed Champagne on their grass. The lesson? The postseason is a whole new ballgame and you're not playing the lowly White Sox anymore.

 

To be fair, Youk... I did see this guy at all four of the Rays/Sox games I've been to (two this year, two last).

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yeah, but is it really him or just some guy? I mean, I could claim to be Dustin Pedroia but that doesn't mean I am.

[See Red]

Yeah' date=' but is it really him or just some guy? I mean, I could claim to be Dustin Pedroia but that doesn't mean I am.[/quote']

 

Of course not... you're Kevin Youkilis, aren't you? :dunno:

[Youk Of The Nation]

Actually I am Bud Selig and I'm shutting this hellhole down!