5/8 @ Detroit Tigers

[riverside sluggers]

Detroit is very happy to see Youkilis leave town!

 

Youk's career vs Detroit:

24 games- 31 for 91 (.341 avg) (.404 OBP) (.725 slg) (1.129 OPS) 5 Doubles, 10 HRs, 28 RBIs, 22 Runs, 9 Walks, 18 Ks, SB

 

Career at Comerica Park:

14 games- 16 for 49 (.327 avg) (.424 OBP)(.857 slg) (1.281 OPS) 2 Doubles, 8 HRs, 17 RBIs, 15 Runs, 7 Walks, 15 Ks

 

Josh Beckett (2 games vs Detroit, 1-1 with a 4.15 ERA---Career at Comerica Park in 1 game, 1-0 with a 1.29 ERA)

Curtis Granderson, 1 for 8 (.125 avg) Triple, 6 Ks

Placido Polanco, 4 for 18 (.222 avg) Double, 2 RBIs, Walk, K

Carlos Guillen, 1 for 5 (.200 avg) RBI, Walk

Magglio Ordonez, 1 for 5 (.200 avg) Walk

Miguel Cabrera, 0 for 3, K

Matt Joyce, 0 for 3, K

Brandon Inge, 2 for 6 (.333 avg) Double, 2 Ks

Ramon Santiago, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) RBI

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Edgar Renteria, 3 for 13 (.231 avg) RBI, 3 Walks, 2 Ks

Gary Sheffield, 3 for 13 (.231 avg) HR, 5 RBIs, 3 Walks, 2 Ks

Marcus Thames, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) K

 

Justin Verlander (3 games vs Boston, 1-2 with a 5.49 ERA---Career at Comerica Park in 37 games, 19-10 with a 3.98 ERA)

Jacoby Ellsbury, 1 for 3 (.333 avg) RBI

Dustin Pedroia, 0 for 3, K

David Ortiz, 3 for 7 (.429 avg) Double, HR, 2 RBIs, 2 Walks, 2 Ks

Kevin Youkilis, 4 for 10 (.400 avg) 2 HRs, 3 RBIs

Mike Lowell, 3 for 7 (.429 avg) 2 Walks

J.D. Drew, 2 for 6 (.333 avg) RBI, 2 Ks

Jason Varitek, 1 for 2 (.500 avg) 2 RBIs, Walk, K

Coco Crisp, 5 for 12 (.417 avg) Double, 2 RBIs, 2 Ks, SB

Julio Lugo, 1 for 8 (.125 avg) Walk, 2 Ks

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Manny Ramirez, 1 for 6 (.167 avg) 2 Ks

[Mr Crunchy]

amateurs

now pay attention to your uncle crunchy here.

learn how to rest the remote between your forearm and her ankle and if you have the skill you can watch 4 games at once in the missionary position

doggie style is easy

get the right girl and you can put a tv dinner on her back with an ashtray and if shes big enuff you can stick a couple lbs of ice in one of the many flaps to keep the beer cold.

[YAZMAN]

amateurs

now pay attention to your uncle crunchy here.

learn how to rest the remote between your forearm and her ankle and if you have the skill you can watch 4 games at once in the missionary position

doggie style is easy

get the right girl and you can put a tv dinner on her back with an ashtray and if shes big enuff you can stick a couple lbs of ice in one of the many flaps to keep the beer cold.

 

 

And if you hit it in the right spot you can be a real dirtdog.

[schillingouttheks]

Oh God.