Dodgers or Padres, who gets Manny?

[seabeachfred]

I'm going to be honest here. I don't know the exact date and score, but of course, I know the year: 1958. They lost to the Giants. The pitcher was Drysdale.

 

Ok, your turn. Your trivia question: In the middle of the 2005 season, which Dodger starting pitcher had an affair with a clubhouse whore named Carolyn Hughes?

 

Moose, we just might get along yet. Your question beat mine all to hell and, no sheeeet, I am sitting here LMFAO. As a happily married man I detest what Derek Lowe did, but, you know, he did the same thing in Boston and his wife knew it. I can be a prude about things like that but she should have thrown his ass out of the house the first time he did it. Nice going. The answer was Wednesday, April 16, 1958. The score was 13-1, the pitcher was Johnny Podres, and the game pretty much was over in the first inning when Duke Snider hit a two run homer off of Ramon Monzant. I remember that date because for the first freakin' time I had moved into my own separate bedroom from my brother that very night. I no longer had to share a damn room with anyone. I said I had a photographic memory. Now if you want to know what I had for dinner three nights ago you and I are S#$% out of luck because I haven't a damn clue. But go back decades and I seem to do ok. Still, I liked your question better. Notice Hughes still hasn't found employment and I think I would also catergorizie her the same way.

[seabeachfred]

now I know why you guys didnt side with seabeach on the wife beating issue. It is all coming back to me.

 

Actual Los Angeles Laws

 

1. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

2. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

3. You may not hunt moths under a street light.

4. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

5. Toads may not be licked.

6. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

7. Zoot suits are prohibited

 

just having some fun with you guys. Dug this one up on the internet as well.

 

Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application

 

Name: _______________ Stage name: ________________

 

Agent: ______________ Attorney: __________________

 

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male

___formerly female ___both

 

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____

 

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely

operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

 

 

Please list brand of cell phone: __________________

(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)

 

 

Please check hair color:

Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

 

 

Please indicate activities you perform while driving:

Check all that apply)

[ ] Eating

[ ] Applying make-up

[ ] Talking on the phone

[ ] Slapping kids in the back seat

[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

[ ] Tanning

[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

[ ] Watching TV

[ ] Reading Variety magazine

[ ] Surfing the net via laptop

 

 

Please indicate how many times

a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____

How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____

 

 

Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____

 

 

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

a) Prozac

Zovirax

c) Lithium

d) Zanax

e) Valium

If none, please explain: _______________________________

 

 

What is the length of your daily commute?

a) 1 hour

2 hours

c) 3 hours

d) 4 hours or more

 

 

TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):

 

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

a) Call the police to report the crime

Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your

car on TV in a high-speed chase

c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular

phone company for your 911 call not going through

d) Call your therapist

e) None of the above (South Central residents only)

 

 

In the event of an earthquake, you should:

a) Stop your car

Keep driving and hope for the best

c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones

d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

 

In the event of rain, you should:

a) Never drive over 5 MPH

Drive twice as fast as usual

c) You're not sure what "rain" is

 

When stopped by police, you should:

a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready

Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405

c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,

ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit

 

Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof

virtual window on your left.

 

Jackson, I live in So. Cal and that post is about as funny and hilarious a one as I have ever read. Great job and all Californians should appreciate the humor in it. Nice going.

[Linda]

I thought the funny thing about that is that Californians are probably the best drivers in the country. Mainly because there is so much traffic that they have to be a good driver.

 

I notice when I drive in other cities, the drivers suck. Too slow for starters.

[Linda]

ummm' date=' no. We certainly say about. I know what the canadian aboat sounds like and we sound nothing like that.[/quote']

 

Canadians say aboot.

[jacksonianmarch]

completely disagree. We are getting a foot of snow tonight, try driving your car in this s*** and then tell me how strong your driving is. And they dont call work or school up here when we get snow.

[Linda]

nope' date=' nobody knows my name on this site and I intend to keep it that way.[/quote']

 

Is it John Jackson?

[jacksonianmarch]

Is it John Jackson?

 

No.

[YazsTripleCrown]

I lived in Buffalo years ago, so you will never have to question my driving ability.

[eZ_d0eS_iT]

I'd say something, but the Reverend Maynard pretty much nails it for me.

 

Tool

Aenima

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

******** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f***ing time. Any f***ing day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

 

It's a

******** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f***ing time. Any f***ing day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Silly s***, stupid s***...

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*** L Ron Hubbard and

f*** all his clones.

f*** all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*** retro anything.

f*** your tattoos.

f*** all you junkies and

f*** your short memory.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*** smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

f*** these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

 

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

 

I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.

 

...great song! we may get along yet!

[pedro numero uno]

I agree with Fred. I'm sick of Dodgerblues. Hopefully the Sox fans over here will be more accepting of a middle-aged homosexual Giants fan suck as myself.

[Linda]

Sometimes I actually remember what I was doing then. Proof? The $10' date='000 dollars I won on a game show some years back.[/quote']

Let me guess. You got 4th place out of 6 contestants on a call in show in which voters could pick their three favorite contestants?

[seabeachfred]

I agree with Fred. I'm sick of Dodgerblues. Hopefully the Sox fans over here will be more accepting of a middle-aged homosexual Giants fan.

 

PNU, speaking only for myself, welcome aboard. Again, only speaking for myself, I think this is one helluva Red Sox website and even though our colleague Ez may disagree we have our differences here but it never dissolves into personal name calling and insults to family members. Again, the Dodgers are my second team, but I have always followed the rivalry of your team and the Dodgers since I was a kid in Queens, and you can bet we will be having some neat exchanges when our two teams tangle next season. As for being gay, I don't know if you are kidding or not, but we don't do the gay bashing, or racist nonsense here. You will feel right at home, though I guess you aren't feeling too swift now that Jason Schmidt has gone over to the enemy. Have a good time here. :D :D :D :D

[seabeachfred]

Let me guess. You got 4th place out of 6 contestants on a call in show in which voters could pick their three favorite contestants?

 

 

See how wrong you are. I didn't finish fourth; I finished fifth. BTW, my favorite memory of any TV stunt was when MY Linda and I were on the Newlywed Game 36 years ago this month. We had a hell of a time and I was surprised my wife was so animated. I had never seen her so full of energy; she was always impressing me as a very quiet Mid-Western type Anglo-Saxon girl that I so fell in love with. However, I didn't care for Bon Ewbanks the host very much. He was really full of himself, thought the world revolved around him. Plus I got docked five points for "cheating". Well, using my hands to gesture, an illegal move. Hey, they should have known Italians do those things. Still, a great experience. I'll let you guess how we did there. :D :D :D

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

See how wrong you are. I didn't finish fourth; I finished fifth.

 

 

What game show were you on where they had five contestants?

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

see that doesnt work from the perspective of a dodger fan. I have heard them all and that one is one of my personal favorites' date=' but unless you are a yankee fan it makes no sense. Dig deeper, there are better ones, non-baseball ones out there. You can do it. Start with a few Teddy Kennedy jokes, those are always good to break the ice.[/quote']

 

 

No. That one is funny no matter where you're from or who you like.

[Linda]

What game show were you on where they had five contestants?

 

Fear Factor?

[Fast Freddie]

Wow, this seaBeach guy is a crack up. Maybe he was on the Gong Show.

[seabeachfred]

What game show were you on where they had five contestants?

 

Drew Lugo---Linda was pulling my leg and I was pulling hers. And I said six contenstants; don't try and make like a finished dead last, just next to. My wife and I were on the Newlywed Game in December, 1970 (aired Jan. 15, 1971). We won!

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

Drew Lugo---Linda was pulling my leg and I was pulling hers. And I said six contenstants; don't try and make like a finished dead last' date=' just next to. My wife and I were on the Newlywed Game in December, 1970 (aired Jan. 15, 1971). We won![/quote']

 

 

Are you referring to the Newlywed Game when you talk about the game show with six contestants or is this a different appearance altogether?

[Fast Freddie]

I saw a Newlywed Game on Skinemax last month where the contestants swapped spouses and then screwed like rabbits. Was it like that?

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

I saw a Newlywed Game on Skinemax last month where the contestants swapped spouses and then screwed like rabbits. Was it like that?

 

Made whoopie like rabbits?

[seabeachfred]

Are you referring to the Newlywed Game when you talk about the game show with six contestants or is this a different appearance altogether?

 

J.D. The six contestants was pure BS; we were pulling each other's legs. The Newlywed game has four couples vieing for a few prizes and it's a great experience. The money I won was on another show and if you're interested I will tell you. However, I would rather talk about the Red Sox, or Dodgers, if that be your choice. Please, I want to discuss baseball. None of this other crap.

[Fast Freddie]

From one Fred to another, what is a seabeach?

[seabeachfred]

From one Fred to another' date=' what is a seabeach?[/quote']

 

It is a subway line in New York City that I used to ride all the time I lived back there as a kid. When I visit the city twice a year I get together with a few of my railfan buddies and ride the various lines. There are a lot of subway fanatics in New York and they have a real good website. If we hadn't moved to California in 1954, I would never have become a teacher and coach; most likely, I would probably have become a motorman on the subway.

[example1]

A page and a half of crap. Nice.

 

I don't mean to call all the people or their comments crap, but can't we stick to baseball discussion please? This is the "Dodgers or Padres, who gets Manny" page, and after a long day I see there's activity and I find THIS??!?!?!

 

There are other threads to argue about... whatever it is you're all arguing about.

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That said, I think the trade market for Manny Ramirez is essentially dry. IF he plays then that's a benefit for us. If he doesn't play then we might as well sell him at eighty-cents on the dollar.

[seabeachfred]

A page and a half of crap. Nice.

 

I don't mean to call all the people or their comments crap, but can't we stick to baseball discussion please? This is the "Dodgers or Padres, who gets Manny" page, and after a long day I see there's activity and I find THIS??!?!?!

 

There are other threads to argue about... whatever it is you're all arguing about.

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That said, I think the trade market for Manny Ramirez is essentially dry. IF he plays then that's a benefit for us. If he doesn't play then we might as well sell him at eighty-cents on the dollar.

 

Some of these guys are here just to cause mischief; there might be a couple who really want to join us. I will answer none of their posts anymore unless it deals with the Red Sox or related topics.

[example1]

Some of these guys are here just to cause mischief; there might be a couple who really want to join us. I will answer none of their posts anymore unless it deals with the Red Sox or related topics.

 

You're all good sbf. It's okay to get off topic sometimes... maybe I was just moody.

[seabeachfred]

You're all good sbf. It's okay to get off topic sometimes... maybe I was just moody.

 

Moody? Hell, you will be a sunshine Superman compared to me if we don't sign Matsuzaka and fail to get a closer. The aura of signing Drew and Lugo might start fading away awfully fast. It also looks like Gagne is a goner as far as our team is concerned. :angry:

[YazsTripleCrown]

try some of this might help

 

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j151/Katieboo4x/midol.jpg

[seabeachfred]

try some of this might help

 

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j151/Katieboo4x/midol.jpg

 

I have a great comeback but you are probably a Red Sox fan so I won't go threre. You could have offered me something that would help, though.