Dodgers or Padres, who gets Manny?

[seabeachfred]

*cough*

 

Since you like both teams, I'm confused. Who's 'we'? 'Them?'

 

Moose, I will make this very clear to you once and for all. I love the Red Sox, live and die with them. I like the Dodgers but they are so far down in the food chain compared to the Red Sox that you cannot see them in your rear view mirror. Capice???? And if they meet in the WS I would like the Red Sox to knock the living hell out of them. (substitute hell for S#$% in my last post). OK Moose? Now, let's move on.

[seabeachfred]

Why would I send you a private message? Is this one of your James Perez-like attempts?

 

My name is Linda. Coincidentally, it is the name of your wife. Deal with it.

 

You're a woman? Hard to believe, but I will treat you as one from here on in. Now behave yourself. You are in my territory now. Let's have civility and baseball. This is NOT DB.

[Moose]

but they are so far down in the food chain compared to the Red Sox that you cannot see them in your rear view mirror.

 

That's a real cheap shot at your original team, Fred. Not nice. ESPN is a decent network, but don't watch it too much.

 

Ok, I'm moving on.

[seabeachfred]

hahahaha....cant help it..everytime i see classy' date=' i think of, "You stay classy San Diego". as far as sox fans not jumping all over each other...what board are you at? iv'e seen so many instances here, i can't even begin to quote them...for some of the better ones, just refer to the fights/crap forum. i may be a sox fan, but that doesnt mean im going to agree or go along with what everyone else thinks/says/etc.[/quote']

 

You don't have Ez, but if you are going to say that DB is as good a baseball board as this one, well, .................never mind.

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

You're a woman? Hard to believe' date=' but I will treat you as one from here on in. Now behave yourself. You are in my territory now. Let's have civility and baseball. This is NOT DB.[/quote']

 

 

You just don't get the joke that is DB, do you? You may not be able to see through the racist and offensive stuff there, but you must realize that we are fans and have a twisted sense of humor about our team and everything else. Some people aren't suited for a forum like DB and you obviously are one of them. You must have seen before you posted there what you were getting yourself into. Why didn't you join the Official Dodgers website forum or something? Why pick a site that makes fun of the team we love in offensive ways on the HOME PAGE? There is a feature called "******* of the Moment" for god's sake and it is right there when you first get on. I know you left and don't post there anymore, but you must have rubbed people the wrong way.

[seabeachfred]

You just don't get the joke that is DB' date=' do you? You may not be able to see through the racist and offensive stuff there, but you must realize that we are fans and have a twisted sense of humor about our team and everything else. Some people aren't suited for a forum like DB and you obviously are one of them. You must have seen before you posted there what you were getting yourself into. Why didn't you join the Official Dodgers website forum or something? Why pick a site that makes fun of the team we love in offensive ways on the HOME PAGE? There is a feature called "******* of the Moment" for god's sake and it is right there when you first get on. I know you left and don't post there anymore, but you must have rubbed people the wrong way.[/quote']

 

You know, someone somehow got on the regular Dodger website using my handle. How he did it, I don't know, but every time I posted there it got deleted. So I don't post there anymore, obviously. Somebody must have really made a foul impression and got me blamed for it. Very ironic, but there is no need to post there anyway. There are other boards that cover Dodger doings if I'm interested in posting threads.

[Cityofchampions33]

Id say this is a very strong board in etrms of the boards out tehre, we may be in the few handful of quality Sox boards, however, it's hard to compare to SoSH, etc.

[seabeachfred]

That's a real cheap shot at your original team, Fred. Not nice. ESPN is a decent network, but don't watch it too much.

 

Ok, I'm moving on.

 

Moose, I once was so fanatical a Brooklyn Dodger fan as a kid some of my teachers thought I should be checked out for any abnormalities. It just didn't seem right. When they left Brooklyn it hit me very hard and I never took to them in LA. I will admit the move has turned out to be a very good one with packed crowds, a great stadium, and for the most part a good record. The cheap shot you talk about will be passed off by the Dodger brass when I purchase a 27-game mini-ticket package when they go on sale. I think they would accept me giving the team a cheap shot for buying the package, don't you? And, yes, I will pull for them to win the NL Pennant so the Red Sox can beat them in the WS.

 

OK, let's have some fun Moose. Quiz, Give me the date, opponent, score and pitcher of the first Dodger win as the Los Angeles franchise.

[jacksonianmarch]

Moose, I once was so fanatical a Brooklyn Dodger fan as a kid some of my teachers thought I should be checked out for any abnormalities. It just didn't seem right. When they left Brooklyn it hit me very hard and I never took to them in LA. I will admit the move has turned out to be a very good one with packed crowds, a great stadium, and for the most part a good record. The cheap shot you talk about will be passed off by the Dodger brass when I purchase a 27-game mini-ticket package when they go on sale. I think they would accept me giving the team a cheap shot for buying the package, don't you? And, yes, I will pull for them to win the NL Pennant so the Red Sox can beat them in the WS.

 

OK, let's have some fun Moose. Quiz, Give me the date, opponent, score and pitcher of the first Dodger win as the Los Angeles franchise.

 

Brooklyn would have sold out those games as well. And they wouldnt have those faggoty fans who want to show up in the 3rd and leave in the 7th so they can get their veggie wraps and soy milk.

[Moose]

I'm going to be honest here. I don't know the exact date and score, but of course, I know the year: 1958. They lost to the Giants. The pitcher was Drysdale.

 

Ok, your turn. Your trivia question: In the middle of the 2005 season, which Dodger starting pitcher had an affair with a clubhouse whore named Carolyn Hughes?

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

Brooklyn would have sold out those games as well. And they wouldnt have those faggoty fans who want to show up in the 3rd and leave in the 7th so they can get their veggie wraps and soy milk.

 

You can always expect the East Coasters to blast out the cliches. That isn't predictible or anything.

 

We all have blonde hair and surf and are all actors.

[jacksonianmarch]

lets just say you havent had too much of a positive impression with your avatar. Both sox fans and yankee fans want to pluck our eyes out when we look at that.

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

lets just say you havent had too much of a positive impression with your avatar. Both sox fans and yankee fans want to pluck our eyes out when we look at that.

 

 

You can't deny love.

[Moose]

Ahh s***, I misread your question. I thought you said "first game." Instead, you asked for the win. Well, I'll just guess here. It was also against the Giants. Oh, don't forget my question for you.

[jacksonianmarch]

now I know why you guys didnt side with seabeach on the wife beating issue. It is all coming back to me.

 

Actual Los Angeles Laws

 

1. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

2. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

3. You may not hunt moths under a street light.

4. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

5. Toads may not be licked.

6. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

7. Zoot suits are prohibited

 

just having some fun with you guys. Dug this one up on the internet as well.

 

Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application

 

Name: _______________ Stage name: ________________

 

Agent: ______________ Attorney: __________________

 

Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male

___formerly female ___both

 

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____

 

Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely

operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___

 

 

Please list brand of cell phone: __________________

(If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)

 

 

Please check hair color:

Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead

 

 

Please indicate activities you perform while driving:

Check all that apply)

[ ] Eating

[ ] Applying make-up

[ ] Talking on the phone

[ ] Slapping kids in the back seat

[ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

[ ] Tanning

[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

[ ] Watching TV

[ ] Reading Variety magazine

[ ] Surfing the net via laptop

 

 

Please indicate how many times

a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____

How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____

 

 

Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____

 

 

Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

a) Prozac

Zovirax

c) Lithium

d) Zanax

e) Valium

If none, please explain: _______________________________

 

 

What is the length of your daily commute?

a) 1 hour

2 hours

c) 3 hours

d) 4 hours or more

 

 

TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):

 

If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

a) Call the police to report the crime

Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your

car on TV in a high-speed chase

c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular

phone company for your 911 call not going through

d) Call your therapist

e) None of the above (South Central residents only)

 

 

In the event of an earthquake, you should:

a) Stop your car

Keep driving and hope for the best

c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones

d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4

 

In the event of rain, you should:

a) Never drive over 5 MPH

Drive twice as fast as usual

c) You're not sure what "rain" is

 

When stopped by police, you should:

a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready

Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405

c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,

ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit

 

Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof

virtual window on your left.

[Moose]

You are so original, dickwad. You forgot to post the link.

 

http://www.ahajokes.com/california_jokes.html

 

What's illegal in Boston? Pronouncing R's?

[jacksonianmarch]

i said i got it off the internet.

[Moose]

No s***. That's why you edited it.

[jacksonianmarch]

You are so original, dickwad. You forgot to post the link.

 

http://www.ahajokes.com/california_jokes.html

 

What's illegal in Boston? Pronouncing R's?

 

not a bostonian bro, but I think that is illegal.

[JD Drew Luvs Julio Lugo]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.

 

Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."

 

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

 

"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.

 

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"

 

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

 

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

[Moose]

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant New England.

[jacksonianmarch]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.

 

Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."

 

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

 

"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.

 

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"

 

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

 

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

 

see that doesnt work from the perspective of a dodger fan. I have heard them all and that one is one of my personal favorites, but unless you are a yankee fan it makes no sense. Dig deeper, there are better ones, non-baseball ones out there. You can do it. Start with a few Teddy Kennedy jokes, those are always good to break the ice.

[jacksonianmarch]

Oh' date=' I'm sorry. I meant New England.[/quote']

 

massachusetts, maine, and NH cannot pronounce R's. CT and RI are usually without that problem.

[Moose]

What about Vermont?

[jacksonianmarch]

What about Vermont?

 

does that still exist? They almost sound canadian to me.

[Moose]

I think all of New England sounds Canadian. They pronounce it "aboat" instead of "about." Which New England state do you live in?

[jacksonianmarch]

ummm, no. We certainly say about. I know what the canadian aboat sounds like and we sound nothing like that.

[ORS]

I'd say something, but the Reverend Maynard pretty much nails it for me.

 

Tool

Aenima

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

******** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f***ing time. Any f***ing day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

 

It's a

******** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f***ing time. Any f***ing day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Silly s***, stupid s***...

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*** L Ron Hubbard and

f*** all his clones.

f*** all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*** retro anything.

f*** your tattoos.

f*** all you junkies and

f*** your short memory.

 

Learn to swim.

 

f*** smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

f*** these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

 

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

 

I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.

[Anuj09]

thats a great song

[jacksonianmarch]

ORS, just popped a beer in your honor. GREAT f***ING POST!!!