The All Asshole Team

[VAredsox]

You gotta check this one out....

 

 

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=691&SectionID=2

[BoSox Rule]

Clemens and Pedro don't belong.

[stocker323]

Clemens and Pedro don't belong.

Clemens certainly doesn't, I think non Red Sox fans can see it in Pedro though. When I first saw the title of this thread I thought it was only active players so I decided to think of whom I would put on the list. I'm still pondering though and when I come up with it I will post it.

[yeszir]

Good job for including Marichal in there. What he did with the bat was and still is inexcusable.

[Sox fan in Tex]

Look at all the Yankees. No coincidence.

[stocker323]

Alright so here's what I came up with. Some positions I couldn't come up with one and there are some players who I just dislike but I don't really know how they act off the field.

 

C-Mike Piazza

1B-Kevin Millar

2B-Jeff Kent

SS-?

3B- Alex Rodriguez

OF-Barry Bonds

OF-Gary Sheffield

OF-Sammy Sosa

DH-Carl Everett

Bench-Milton Bradley

Bench-Eric Byrnes

SP-Curt Schilling

SP-Kevin Brown

SP-Randy Johnson

SP-Carlos Zambrano

SP-Sidney Ponson

RP-?

[schillingouttheks]

For your RP a non-active would be John Rocker. 'nuff said.

[stocker323]

For your RP a non-active would be John Rocker. 'nuff said.

Yeah but I didn't include Independent League guys, then I'd put Henderson in the starting lineup.

[schillingouttheks]

I see I see...WAIT, I think i have an idea. Steve Kline...remember that thread we had about him because he was bitching about being in Baltimore and wanted to go back to St Louis after he said he wanted to go to Baltimore? *******.

[DOrtiz4prez]

Julian Tavarez!!! Didn't he like put stuff on the ball so he could get more curve on his curveball?

[stocker323]

Yeah and he punched the clubhouse phone, must have been something in the St. Louis bullpen last year.

[Manny Goes Boom]

I got your SS...Derek Jeter

[element1151]

This is what I came up with, didn't do all the positions.

 

C-Mike Piazza

1B-Mark Mcguire

SS-Alex Rodriguez (w/Texas)

3B-Alex Rodriguez

OF-Barry Bonds

OF-Gary Sheffield

OF-Jose Canseco

[schillingouttheks]

Derek Jeter isn't an "*******" per se. He plays the game, and he plays the game right. He is one of the few Yankee players that I actually respect. He does his job and almost never disappoints. If he does disappoint, he comes back strong (a la his abysmal performance last year at the beginning with his low .200 avg, then coming back swiftly having a .300+ avg).

 

A SS I don't like...bah I can't really think of any SS's truthfully. Maybe Julio Lugo with that whole case he had to deal with.

[stocker323]

Yeah no way Derek Jeter's an *******, he's one of the classiest players out there. I don't see how you can say that Jeter's an *******.

[DOrtiz4prez]

Frank Francisco.

[Sizzlin22]

YES!! they put McCarver on that makes the rest of the list obselete I HATE MCCARVER.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Why is Ted Williams mentioned in that? That is ********.

 

 

Oh yeah, i got your shortstop. Nomar "Popup","Clubhouse Cancer", "Shity Throw", Garciaparra

[YANKEESRULE]

Curt "I don't know when to shut up and get all of te spotlight or just call me the mouth" Schilling.

[curse reversed]

Curt "I don't know when to shut up and get all of te spotlight or just call me the mouth" Schilling.

how about Tino "im too f***kin old to play ball decent" Martinez

[schillingouttheks]

Actually, I do believe Tino could be considered an *******. I forget where it was, but he was bitching a lot that he didn't want to play there... I believe in St. Louis?

[element1151]

Curt "I don't know when to shut up and get all of te spotlight or just call me the mouth" Schilling.

Still bitter that he beat you in game 6? Or is it just because when he does open his mouth, he speaks as a republican?

[Sizzlin22]

Nomar "Popup","Clubhouse Cancer", "Shity Throw", Garciaparra

I can't believe people still beat on Nomar like that Papi this isn't just about you I'm talking about the general rather large population of Sox fans who continue to pound on Nomar. He gave the best years of his career to the team and always went out and worked he was probably the best player in a Sox uniform before Manny came I jsut think people need to stop slamming Nomar.

[YANKEESRULE]

Still bitter that he beat you in game 6? Or is it just because when he does open his mouth, he speaks as a republican?

 

 

No he just thinks his s*** don't stink. I'm conservative so that part didn't bother me. I mean come on he insulted Lou Pinella. you don't do that Pinella is one of the great players later turned managers in the game. Schilling is just an ass.

[YANKEESRULE]

Actually, I do believe Tino could be considered an *******. I forget where it was, but he was bitching a lot that he didn't want to play there... I believe in St. Louis?

 

 

No Tino is far from being an *******. If you ever watched his Post Game interveiws he is a very shy guy and he doesn't like the spotlight. the St. Louis thing was he loved being a Yankee and loved playing in New York. It would be if johnnie Damon was no longer a red sox and went to play for the marlins.

[Sox fan in Tex]

Schilling is just an ass.

 

So do you say that because he beat you on one ankle, or because he speaks the truth about your players every single time he talks?

[Zenny]

Curt Schilling is such a selfish loser. I mean, only *******s start two charities for diseases (Curt's Pitch for ALS and the Shade Foundation for Melanoma). What an *******. Everyone knows we need diseases to weed out the weak.

[Sizzlin22]

Curt Schilling is such a selfish loser. I mean, only *******s start two charities for diseases (Curt's Pitch for ALS and the Shade Foundation for Melanoma). What an *******. Everyone knows we need diseases to weed out the weak.

HA HA HA argueably one of the greatest things EVER said on this forum.

[schillingouttheks]

Zenny did I ever mention how funny you are? And did I ever mention I love you?

[BellhornLove]

Yeah no way Derek Jeter's an *******, he's one of the classiest players out there. I don't see how you can say that Jeter's an *******.

 

I totally agree. Just because you hate the guy doesn't mean he's an *******... he is definitely not.