Or a plane ticket to Colorado... BTV accepted this: Houck to the Rockies for starting pitchers Gomber and Senzatela, relievers Lawrence and Kinley, outfielder/first baseman Connor Joe, and catching prospect Drew Romo.
Anyone who can pitch at Mile High is worth giving a look, and Joe can hit, but the gem is the future hotshot backstop. Now why wouldn't the Rox do this?
ps. of course it's a ridiculous proposal, but don't think for a second that Bloom doesn't know Houck's trade value in returns, as well as current and future effects on team unity (at least on screen).