YES! THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR STARTING PITCHING PROBLEMS
Ryne Stanek -- 56 career games started back for the Bloom TRays: 83 IP, 2.71 ERA (nearly a run less than as a reliever)... oh, but ZERO WINS (what did you expect for an Opener?)
Wait a minute; Stanek earned $3.6 million last year. Before we sign him, we need to fire all the band outside Looie Tiant's, the stilt man with the long hair (and the Savannah Banana who pitches), the electronic scoreboard, and the guy who repaints the foul poles yellow over the black sharpies that everyone uses to autograph while risking their lives or at least their kids'...