My favorite chUMP was Leslie Nielsen. I loved how he patted the batters down to make sure they weren't armed. And he had a very demonstrative strike call.
LOL. That was a pretty good. Not the song, but your post. I guess the SOX offense thinks anything by Taylor Swift is a 'timely hit.' Btw, most ball players have shite taste in music.
My bad. Either way the SOX haven't had a real SS since Bogey left, except for the couple of games Story was able to play. The SOX miss story's glove a lot more than they miss his bat.