Ham Fighters? Lol
When I was a kid, the Globe used to have Japanese baseball box scores, often for the Ham Fighters, among other teams.
Like most people probably did, I thought that was the best name ever. I pictured their mascot as a bulky Japanese slugger like one of the members of the Gashiuse Gorillas that Bugs Bunny took on, but instead of a bat, he was wielding a large ham that looked like it came right out of an episode of the Flintstones, gripping a knobby bone for the handle. (That all my references were cartoons was a strong indication of my age.)
It wasn’t until years later - like 30 years later- that I learned the name of that team was the Fighters and they were owned by Nippon Ham.
Oh reality. How you ruin my wondrous childhood fantasies. We need more teams with names like “Ham Fighters.”
Even recently I learned there was a minor league hockey team called the Lake Erie Monsters. Now THAT is a great name and their uniform logo was awesome, depicting a lake monster breaching the surface. But even they changed their name to the Cleveland Monsters, which just sounds stupid and non-representative of Cleveland.
But anyway - zero chanceKimbrel goes to Japan. He won’t get the money he wants, but he will be in MLB...