Or we could bring back the Cleveland Naps. Because no moniker intimidates more than one that is reminiscient of the afternoon activities of an infant.
And also the Naps, had the man I consider to be the Worst Player in MLB History, a fellow by the name of Johnny Gochnauer.
Gochnauer played for 2+ years for the Naps as their starting shortstop, presumably by default. In two plus years, he played 264 games and finished with a career OPS of .498 (45 OPS+). He also set the single season and presumably unbreakable record in 1903 by committing 98 errors (of his 146 career total).
So he could not hit and he could not field. He did steal 18 bases in his career, but in an era where stealing was rather common. (His career high total of 10 SB in 1903 was 8th among Naps' starters, ahead of only the catcher Fred Abbot, who stole 8 bases in 67 fewer games.) So it sounds like running was also not his forte.
The most amazing thing about Gochnauer was that he actually started for two full seasons...