Aww, shucks. I could say the same, of course.
Regarding exit velocity...it's easy for me to see how a fan could watch every game of every season and never pay any attention to it, and never miss it. Nothing wrong with that. That doesn't make it a bad or useless stat, though.
My eyes told me that Jackie smoked those two balls that ended up as fly outs the other night, and maybe for some people that's enough, but I like having something quantifiable to back that up as well. If I was trying to explain the event to someone who didn't watch or had no way to see the game, I can point to actual data to support my account, and not just "He hit it really hard, man."
Like Hugh was saying earlier, almost any statistic can be dismissed out of hand if we assume that "the eye test" is sufficient on its own. I already know that Ortiz has been hitting a ton of doubles and home runs, so do we really need to track his slugging percentage?