I'm pronouncing you the winner, based on the Fangraphs article I linked.
As I said, there's no way Bloom would have made the deal knowing he was taking a $5.7 million bump to payroll for tax purposes.
If someone looks at Cot's or Spotrac, it does look like a $5.7 mill hit, so it's quite a source of confusion for anyone who actually looks at these things.