Who is a homerrific White Sox fan? Surprised much.
Stats convenient for your argument. Look at the whole body of work, and don't omit stats that don't go in his favor, like K's and ERA +. Also, the sample size issue, which you don't even touch, because seriously.
Baseball Reference. BB/9 isn't the be-all, end-all. You need to induce weak contact and miss bats. You know who has a pristine BB/9? Carlos Silva.
Fister is a flyball pitcher in a spacious stadium that covers his flaws. He doesn't K hitters, and doesn't have high-end stuff. He has great control, sure, but let's not kid ourselves here.
You're welcome to keep deluding yourself by cherry picking stats and ignoring context though.
That's because they don't. The Angels, Tigers and Yankees....well, that's another deal.