Win this one because I said so. I had a long day.
Sox:
Da Mooker CF
Destroyah 2B
Kung Fu Panda 3B
Napolitano DH
Naver RF
Even He Can't Believe It LF
The New Kid C
X SS
The Even Newer New Kid 1B
The Mound Will be Destroyed By: More like Miley Cyrus
Jays:
Travis Devon 2B
Josh Bleepin' Donaldson 3B
Joey Bats DH
Chicken Wing 1B
His dad's more famous than he is C
His name's Valencia, but he's not from Spain RF
Ancient Greek Pillar CF
"Beautiful Tail" in Spanish LF
Go Ins SS
The Mound Will Be Destroyed By: A. Sanchez. No, not Anibal Sanchez, Aaron Sanchez.