I'm doing it today, and before you get all pissed off on me, I'll have you know that I'm 2-1 this season. And I carried Wade Miley to his best start of the year, and really, the only one worth raving about, besides his first start against the Yankees, which, I'll have you know, he's facing today. Read my signature. I can do this. We can do this. Last night was unacceptable. We need to get to the top of the East by the end of tomorrow night, and we can do that by getting these next two wins. So without further ado...
WIN!!!!
Eovaldi vs Miley... First pitch at 1:35
We got this. Miley's a good guy. He'll step up, knowing he's facing this retirement home of a team full of traitors and juicers.