Ten years from now, there will be a best selling book and oscar winning film about a general manager in baseball with narcolepsy, whose part will be played by the next young heartthrob. This GM had discovered a successful baseball formula centered around finding players who loved the game, didn't suck, and didn't cost hundreds of millions of dollars. With this formula, he won the World Series and did it without three 20 million dollar players who had been on the team the year prior.
The book will be published in 7 different languages, and will be titled "Boob-ball".