You're right, Nick Green is as good a shortstop as Marco Scutaro, the Red Sox don't have a 4th starter, Chamberlain's 1.56 WHIP, 9.81 H/9, 4.25 BB/9 in the first half last year were great, AJ Burnett and a 38 Andy Pettitte are a lock for 30+ starts and 200+ innings, and Vazquez is a sure thing to have an ERA under 4.50 in the AL even though he's only done it once in four years.
/end Jacko impersonation
He really is quite comical. Only problem is that it's for all the wrong reasons.