Which reminds me of a story!!!
As some of you know, my Dad was PhD Cell Biologist.
He spent much of his professional life teaching medical students so he could support his research in Insulin synthesis and regulation.
Back in the early '60s, he was teaching at the U. Louisville Medical School. During a lab ( no pun intended ) a student called him over to his bench where he was opening up a dog cadaver. He said "Dr. Rieser, my dog he s*** on me."
Now that was gross. And funny.
Carry on.