When the going gets rough, Fred bitches out. Fact!
Pink hats get bored when the Sox aren't winning all the time. Fact!
Fred took almost six decades to choose a team. Fact!
I'm not saying Fred IS a pink hat, but.....
It's like how my old boss went to a conference once and came back saying "SOP" fifty times a day. Use terminology to try to make a point seem more valid.