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f*** Chan Ho Park. It's truly amazing how much better I feel when I utter that sentence.

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The scoring system is head to head. You have 5 categories on offense, and 5 on pitching. Each category goes up against your opponent for that week. So your "runs" against your opponent's "runs", your "Rbi's" against your opponents "Rbi's". The winner of each category gets one point. The winner of the match up for the week is the team that won more of the 10 different categories.

Wow dude... That was the best opening intro I've ever read here. As a Yankee fan that despises the Red Sox and their fans...I might have to make an exception in your case. Welcome.

Go back to sleep.

I just f***ing hate him. Seriously. I want to be the first one on record to say this.

Please vote on the trade veto number. Thank you.

This league is a snooze-fest. I stopped making offers. No one even counters deals. f*** it...my team is good enough to win it all right now.

You are actually debating last year's body of offensive work for Cano and Pedroia? Seriously? Really? Ok...your prerogative, I guess.... Batting - Park Adjusted Runs Above Average based on wOBA for 2009: Cano: 23.9 Pedroia: 15.7 Right....

If we were comparing careers, the Posada would be better than Vmart. You could make the argument that Cameron is better than Granderson as well. However, we are talking about NOW. Right now, Cano is the better offensive player, hands down.

I've heard this before, the OF being shallow..but I don't buy it. I think OF is as deep as it can be.

Oh...and Pedroia isn't helped by the Green Monster? Pedroia career home OPS: .900 Pedroia career road OPS: .756 Anyone who gives the edge to Pedroia over Cano offensively is confused. There is little doubt that over his career, Posada is better..but as of now, VMart is the better offensive player. Like I said, there is no debate about the 8 positions. The only question mark is DH. Ortiz is the bigger name, but Nick Johnson might be better. That one I'm not sure of.

I cringed when I saw Park warming up. Also..as always...Posada giveth...and taketh away.

Gotta love two homeruns for Pujols on Opening Day.

I saw him there..but to be honest, I have no space for him. Gotta love Placido Polanco and a grand slam on Opening Day.

If you are comparing offense production only, there is very little doubt of the following. Anyone who debates this part is lost. C- Mart 1B- Tex 2B- Cano SS- Jeter 3B- Arod LF- Jacoby CF- Granderson RF- Drew The above is as clear as day. DH is the only one that is not clear-cut. I like Nick Johnson, but Ortiz could easily take it.

I got used to losing the first eight to you last year. Remind me, how did that season end up?

To be expected. Oh well.

Get used to it. Your offense will struggle all season.

I disagree. I think if the game was in New York, you'd have O'Neill and Tino. I think it's based on location.

Vote on it then, if you haven't. Everyone please vote. I will only change it if it is a majority.

Oh my God...you are so full of it, aren't you? I LOVE IT!