This is getting crazy, I can't keep track of all the Mitchell information. I think we need a few threads spun off. One for actual releases, one for news agency articles, one for conjecture, one for conspiracy theorists, and one for the stat guys who inevitably will find out how much PED was used by each player and the size of the syringes they used then translate that through some formulaic analysis into some sort of % performance accentuation.
We can call that one ROID - Relative Overachievement Induced by Drugs.