It was sort of like the start of a new semester, and you met the new guy from the apartment next door. And he seemed pretty cool. And you turned around and his 7 roomates were in your living room drinking your beer and arguing over who had control of the remote. And his dog and the 3 guys who crash at his place all the time were in your kitchen raiding your refrigerator. And everyone was simultaneously surprised that you were a little alarmed.