Mr Crunchy

its april joe girardi thought he would be on his honeymoon but instead he discovered his new bride had a set of hairy balls and a dick poking him in the ass every time he bends over. damn if feels good to be a sox fan despite the 2 straight losses

brett favre the roger clemens of the grid the man is 2 desmond howard kickoffs away from being fran tarkenton. god knows what wouldve happened had bill parcells coached his last game with the pats rather than making love to the old wrinkled f*** bag leon hess... thats behind me now......(ya right) the ballwashing is so very sickening i find myself hating this guy despite the fact that i actually liked to watch him play back before he got off the painkillers. how many human interest stories must we be subjected to? the dope addiction his daddys mash still the chicken farm in kiln his baby sister who did the drive by shooting his wifes uterus his uterus his consecutive game streak his 7 picks against the suckiest defense ever to appear in an nfc title game it goes on and on and on what a gamer!! when he last played the patriots he got sacked in the 1st half and looked like he got shot 10times,he was holding his elbow his groin his knee and his ankle all at once and left the game to aaron rogers to finish..... rogers broke his foot within 10 plays and was gone for the season the following week brett made a remarkable recovery,simply remarkable and started against st marys of the blind or was it detroit....think it was detroit anyways if anyone wants to suggest that he is a tuff guy if anyone wants to discuss his records as a quarterback i am willing to listen and discuss if anyone wants to discuss greenbay being better or worse with him thats open too. football is the game soap operas are for homosexuals,young girls and the post menapausal women who dont get laid anymore... i hate this guy now whats next? suzy waldman breaking the comeback story? the 300lb wisconsin cheerleaders having a parade for him?? this ****ing attention whore is doing this 48 hours before the f***ing draft my friends this is just a sad commentary on a man who doesnt know any better. why brett why you need to get back to that s*** hole in the bayou and get on with your life because you're now making an ******* out of yourself,more so than setting the record for interceptions and losing as a double digit favorite to the broncos in the superbowl.. the packers have a nice team and should be ready to move on to the next level in 08-09. brett favre isnt in their plans nor should he be. if aaron rogers plays next fall look for the pack to go to the nfc title game they dont have any competetion in the nfc central and should win between 10-13 games

limits? so far hughes and kennedy have been limited because they got the s*** kicked out of them each start dont worry about limits they wont see the 7th inning this year finally chamberlain got beat for a while there i thought he was another 10-0 aaron small

colorado had their own issues on defense last night and detroits d is solid as long as they dont give up too many shots on net because hasek literally sucked last series and osgood has been beatable as well.

lemieux scored that many goals in his career? honestly i wouldve bet 500 that he didnt break 200 goals.

ya chris paul had an unbelievable year and i passed him over unfairly he too turned that team around completley. im still not sold on them being the best in the west but i certainly wont deny him the fact that he had an mvp type season. that said and this being the nba i lean towards the big guys personally but if paul wins it i wouldnt object at all

claude lemieux scored 40 goals in his career and 39 of them it seems tied or won playoff games. amazing playoff performer who i detest with the best of them gentleman the new series begin this evening detroit is 2-1 over colorado pitt is -155 over ny montreal is 2-1 over philly(180 back if you bet the dog here) sanjose is 165 over dallas.... the wings have put together the best stretches of hockey ive seen this year philly beat a more talented washington team by mugging them pitt ran thru ottawa like s*** thru a goose san jose maybe the best of them all. i think philly gives you the most value but the C's won all 3 this year against them lots of studying to do here

lest I be forced to support a Yankees fan any further. come on man,get it together,dont you be blashpeming in here

jd drew is terrified of hurting himself why use lester on 3days rest,they were asking for a beating last night. hansen had a tremendous start for pawtucket and lets hope he can translate this into major league success.

sort of like bill russells #s nothing really impressive outside the 11 rings in 13 seasons. im not going to argue garnetts #s because i cant defend them as compared to the stat machines like lebron and kobe. what i can do is take into consideration how much everyone around him has improved and the fact that they have turned this thing around so fast it made even the most optimistic celtic fans dizzy. kobe had 49 last night lebron will get his 30-40 tonite and garnett will score 15 with 10 reb 3 blocks and a couple of assists and the celtics will win by 30 and garnett will play 10 minutes in the 2nd half. based on the turnaround this celtics team had with limited contributions from ray allen(sort of a down year) i would have no problem voting for garnett. he has turned the attitude and mindset of the young guys from doormat losers into winners hes made this team defensively look like the old detroit pistons with a much more balanced offensive attack. I dont pretend to know how this will end come june but the Celtics went from the 2nd worst team in the league to the favorites to win the nba title and the common denominator in this equation is the addition of kevin garnett. the best part of all this is garnett probably dont give a fiddlers f*** about the mvp so long as they win meanwhile lebron wears a yankee hat in jacobs field during the playoffs because as a native of ohio he has been a life long yankee fan??? f*** lebron,how much you want to bet hes been a life long cowboys or 49ers fan too? do you think kevin garnett shows up in fenway with a yankee hat on? this is the difference between men and boys anyways i think kobe wins the mvp i think lebron comes in 2nd garnett 3rd and come the end of june he'll be getting fitted for a ring which may take the edge off not winning the mvp,i know it will for me.

i dont think joe will be able to stand the shitstorm that fredo and the ny media in general are going to throw his way. the yanks have 2 rookies who may or may not make it big time,a ruined mike mussina and then wang tung and petitte to round out their rotation. 3 out of 5 arent capable. now hughes and kennedy may progress enough to help down the road but mussina is done and i cant see fredo sitting back and watching these kids get killed between now and the allstar game as growing pains are going to occur,it seems every pitcher has to go thru some shaky efforts before he can be consistant every pitcher with the exceptions of Joba and Paps it seems.

i wouldnt worry about them winning the cup buddy they struggled with the worst playoff team to make the post season. i do want them to beat philly i actually hate philly more than montreal and ny. that washington team is more talented than philly but in a playoff environment philly is built better...ochoken(sp) had a shot from 25 feet out all alone and decided to pass to federov? was it....the guy wasnt expecting the pass and into the corner it went. i heard barry melrose discuss this for 45 minutes last nite. reminded me of stephan curry passing up an open 3 at the end of the kansas game to pass the ball to the white guy who as at the top of the key and had no idea the ball was coming his way... superstars thrive on the big shot thong wearing males with limited genitalia pass the puck montreal is a nice city that carried a ny sense of entitlement for winning championships. well that karma has been leveled over the last 10 years. i had a situation in a bar on sherbrooke ave(the shang ri la hotel bar) where a couple of bearded men who had too much to drink were busting my balls over being an american etc...i was talking to the bartender about the old time greats and these gents cut into the conversation as only the rude quebecois can... ""vaaaaaaaat do you know about 'ockey monsiuer ur brewwwaaaans are terreeeeeble"" before they could get too excited i started dropping names,mentioning specific games and discussed the entire history of the canadien franchise from 1964 on... before it was all said and done they were sending me drinks. sometimes you can talk your way out of a bad situation other times you cant a boston guy shouldnt attempt to brawl an entire lounge on a saturday evening when all you have for defense is a whining coke whore from somerville on your arm and an empty bottle of beer.... i found the forum a wonderful environment to watch a hockey game with the fans usually dressed to the 9s on saturday evening and i also seen bruins fans absolutley embarass the entire city and our country by being f***ing idiots either by puking on themselves or starting s*** with teenage girls... bad behavior goes both ways i guess

tavares can help this team. we know what his #s will be at the end of the season but how he gets there is what matters. the 5.75 era is deceptive,it sucks, but its deceptive. plus when the yankees come to town who else is going to send arod or jetsey to the emergency ward as payback for Mrs Farnsworth throwing at Mannys head?

tom hicks takes it in the ass didnt he give chan ho park 60M and pedro astacio similar coin? with those bats they need to put together a staff of guys who wont melt in the texas sun thruout the year.' this has been a problem for them since they moved from washington 40 years ago. now how do they make a staff that can throw 6 months a year in texas without dying in august? i just dont know i cant recall any pitcher from texas being cy material or amongst the league leaders in pitching stats or even a hot free agent commodity think about it when was the last time a texas ranger pitcher demanded a look in the free agent market?

perhaps if tito played jay payton rather than trot nixon that summer? well we got chad bradford in return coco is giving me the impression that he cant be counted on due to his frail body

""you gotta be an idiot"" hmmmmn fredo steinbrenner does know about idiots having to see one in the mirror daily. why does this f***ing idiot speak? joe girardi or brian cashman who walks the line 1st? based on cashmans ability to survive this long id say he outlasts girardi who won coach of the year and got fired the same summer.

nice run,made some frenchman squirm in their yellowed undies for a couple days but the better team came out on top and this we cannot debate. the future looks solid so long as they keep this corp of young guys together. they need a 6'6 250lb center that cant be moved from the block they need one of those gil perrault,guy lafleur types who come equiped with 5 teeth and a ton of speed and are tremendous all around play makers. they have needs that must be addressed but all in all we had a good year and appear to be on the way back to respectability

texas has a way of making every team a slugging dynamo

ya i had the rangers yesterday cause the price was right and as happy gilmore said to bob barker ""the price is wrong bitch"" fascinating bullpen in texas,where the f*** did these jerk offs come from?

brutal ass kicking that wasnt as close as the 24 pt difference atlanta is pathetic

i would say there are a few people in quebec city that dont share your assessment of the avalanche and their fan base but anything that keeps the frog/snail eaters silent works for me

i remember last year igawa made his debut either against boston or in the big show against someone else our man jackson was dictating how igawa had a 4 pitch selection of weapons and he was going to pitch 200 innings and what balance he had etc..... by the 3rd inning we get ""THIS GUY SUCKS another wondeful moment in redsox chat room history the fact is neither of these guys is going to be dependable this year although igawa may give you more s***** innings

nice time to be a boston fan eh fellas wow bruins in a wild one why phil kessel sat is beyond me as hes been the best player on the ice this week and the sox put 2 in the rangers hat execution style while paps buries another body mind boggling how manny stays on the ball and the other teams still pitch to him rather than youkilis

i watch this detroit team wiith dumbfounded amazement i see 5 minute bursts of a symphony on ice and then 20 minutes of lethargic uninspired play...they were a huge favorite tonight at -270 as the odds makers knew that the public wouldnt go near nashville so they jack the line to scare off detroit money not me 4th game in a row ive played these **********s and tonite may have taken 5 years off my life i will be s***ing hot water tommorow due to their inability to bury a team they outshot 54-21 and needed a turnover inside the blue line in OT to get it done hockey like baseball can be influenced by 1man in a big way you never see these huge lines in bball unless you have huge pitching advantages against s*** teams say like beckett against a tampa waiver wire pickup... petey was 400 1x against tampa in his time in boston tonite dice was 2-1 against texas,world champs against last place will give you this the canadiens were 240/100 thurs nite these 2 sports are dog friendly with a hot goalie or pitcher making all the difference in the world that kid from nashville was unreal and in game 6 detroit best bring some finishing power or theyre going back for a 7th

the ny media talks a good game when the topic of patience is discussed the reality is they take fresh meat and chew it like veal 16 straight manny questions at girardi on why he pitched to him? hes played here but hes never been the pivot man in the steinbrenner/media circle jerk that ny managers endure and thats another thing altogether