Mr Crunchy

what 15 yr old is allowed in a club after dark without an adult at least? well this is dixie 15 yr olds that arent mothers are rare enuff

for whatever reason the sox were determined to move up at ss in 05 we had never seen such a smooth sob in the fiwld as ocab and his persona was very refreshing when he arrived despite his horrid start here. we were sold on rents silver slugger awards and slick glove but that asshat larussa was on the money when he said he wouldnt do well here rent was solemn and distant ocab was a treat to watch and a contagiously fun guy so we pay rent 19m for 1 of the worst years in history and ocab goes onto hit 3rd in anaheim we lost that round

id like to see you 2 men duel in a locked room with no windows,running water or doors. just a red room covered in crushed velvet with nothing but baseball magazines,a coffee machine and some drakes cakes for nutrition then we assemble a panel of 5,2 yanks 2 sox and a neutral to drill you both. mj you see what kind of a pedestal sean patrick has put you on? jb this guy was on an old site the boston herald had put up the day after nomar was traded to the cubs... nobody expected him to show after the 04 comeback but the boy hung in there and by the time novemeber came he was back in form with randy johnson carl pavano,jarret wrght and steve karsay to hang his hat on.. i am soft with men who have bigger balls than brains

stats lie and in this case arent really fair. the pitching has kept them in nearly every game theyve played. plus theyve already did ny twice,toronto texas detroit and cleveland and anaheim those teams hit everyone well and add the loss of 2 beckett starts to the equation i think we've done very well playing the iron of the league. the only teams that suck on paper are the a's and the rays and as april is closing i think we've been pretty successful considering all the ******** traveling we've had to do over the past month.

i wouldve loved him here in 05 but after seeing him throw far too many 2-1 losses over the last few years i fear hes hit the wall and on the downside plus hes inked till 2011? fugget it

would the yankees be so s*** off stupid as to pic this guy up? if his era is 9+ in the nl what does that translate to the al east... of course if he could keep his era in the 7s it would be an improvement over their current 4-5 men

After hitting stardom in the mid-1990s - her debut album "Ten Thousand Angels" went platinum - McCready continued to see Clemens, according to the sources, although there were several breaks along the way when McCready was involved with other men. She was briefly engaged to actor Dean Cain and later was in an abusive relationship with Billy McKnight - the father of her only child, Zander. Her personal life, however, soon played out like a bad country song. There was a 2004 arrest for prescription fraud. A near-overdose while pregnant. A guilty plea by McKnight for assaulting McCready. And her stint in a Tennessee jail last year after violating probation, for allegedly hitting her mother in Florida. prescription fraud is 1 thing,we all enjoy pharmaceuticals. but hitting your mother? putting your hands on the woman who carried you for 9 months,fed you,nutured and protected you at your most vulnerable time?? My God is there anything worse or more despicable? there isnt a crime worse than beating your mother and i would just assume put a slug in my own kids head than allow my kids or anyone for that matter to put their hands on my wife or my mother... roger clemens? is anyone surprised that these trailer park f***ups hooked up with each other? the only thing that would impress me is if clemens ends up serving jail time.

he sucks for the pirates to eat 10M in salary just to dump his ass speaks for itself

i thought hansen was 18? oh well,this is why i work for I work for a living rather than go to school i wasnt that bright to begin with. the fact of the matter is this season the pitching has been great,even with schill out,timlin sucking hind tit and becks missing a couple starts. its the bats that have disappeared led by the big mans gimpy knee and lowell being out with his own demons. yesterday the sox were -115 against tampa last year in the same match up with the same pitchers the sox wouldve been 2-1 something aint right in the fens

rookies will do that on occasion liook at the positives in bucks effort and move on theres 5 months left to get this flat offense going

the pats and bb specifically demand intelligence on and off the field

low fat diets dont help nervous breakdowns and depression not that i am aware of anyway lets refer to the medical people and see if we can determine whats what

girardi had 1 season of 500 ball to hang his hat on and the ny medias ballwashing forced joe t out to bring in a sunnier face that didnt pick his nose with his middle finger 2 knckles deep good august 1st he's out with medical problems

when lebron wore a yankee hat to the jake in a playoff game he slapped his entire fan base in the mouth it aint like a home boy rooting for his home team just the opposite in fact f*** him i want to see him beat the celts in a 7 game series jordan made a lot of people champions and i dont see this guy in that class yet

1st time i seen bb draft out of need rather than the best player available i am a fan of rocky topfootball but i dont know much about this kid that said inside lb in the sec conference is an assasins gig and our front office will turn that 3round pick into a player no doubt

9 inning heartbreaker too im tellin ya theres going to be a real s*** fight to make 92-95 wins in the al this year

hansen was the victim of paps success and a season of injuries that required a savior to pitch in big spots...he was too young to drinl legally and what??15 months outta high school when he debuted....thruout redsox histoy its a given that the cant miss prospects end up on the business end of a disaster or tragedy of some sorts. i go back to roger moret and don aase and can name a dozen guys who just exploded before making their mark in the big show juan pena was tragic the kid who burnt his hand on the canlde the kid who fell on the glass severing his hand tendons frankie ""she showed ne an id""rodriguez brian""minor league pitcher of the year""rose tomo ""14-0 i love rhode island"" okha jeff""the strutter""sellers sunny kim bunny kim sang song robinson ""cy"" checo and if i gave it any thought i could go back to the dark days like the career of calvin schiraldi ending in queens and the tommy bolton dana kieker lefty duos,1 of which got the ball against bob 26-4 ebony eyes cy winner welch in game 2 of the alcs with less than 10 starts under his belt....prospects have terrified me for years for good reasons i dont trust them to be what theyre supposed to be paps and bucks have made me sleep better but in my world i like 32 year old grizzled vets

he was patient and effectively on command when need be wait did mj get my password?? did curtis granderson inherited lf for the tribe i aint seen a collasal f*** up like that since david ecksteins 280 foot triple in the 06 series

ya but hes a live arm and a somewhat known commodity those innings will be delegated to someone worse the days of ny and boston pounding out 8-10 game runs are over the league is much mire balanced this year

it was tek? no decision there poor bastard has been suffering with diptheria or the grindge for a good week now double play ball in late innings by papi? old time sox baseball in full swing when that goes down

timlin has been erratic at best and thats very kind he shoulfve had a couple runs to work with was it elsbury or crisp stranded at 3rd on pedroais single to right center? i understand its ortiz coming up but the lack of aggression was rather stunning this 3rd base coach has been infinitley better than the last 40 years of guys who had that mantle but hes also been very cautious and can justify it with the best 3-4 punch coming up in the last 70 years...tampa did the same thing on a shallow fly to elsbury,evidently they dont know he makes johnny damon look like dwight evans out there starting with eddie f***ing kasko to don zimmerman to windmill kim to mike cubbage to rac slider i can cite season changing events that they were involved in i dont know what happens to these guys when they don a sox uni but they either get our guys killed in a collision,thrown out at the plate or exercise so much confusion the guy rounding 3rd dont know whether to shut whisle or go blind

i havent seen much of him outside the sox games and the playoffs from last year do you know why? HE HASNT PITCJHED 40 f***ING INNINGS YET i do like him and yanks fans must love him and he does remind us a lot of paps that said paps has been in the sun since july 05 and has had 2.5 years of pitching under his belt including the 05 playoffs against the chisox and last years post season dominance. off season heading into the 06 season the f/o brought in a cast of men who were to audition for the closers job and we were to stretch paps out into a starter because common sense dictates that 200ip is better than 85ip... makes sense on paper but in practicw when you can turn the ball over to your man with 3-4-5 outs to go with no worries you have yourself a weapon that few possess. since 1994 ny has been at the top or in the post season every year which is remarkable in the competetive al east as baltimore and toronto were competetive and the sox have been in 1st place each june since 98... theres 1 common denominator on that staff mo rivera originally a setup man for wettland but a closer at heart not many have the make up internally for that job and few have had long term success without injury or mental breakdowns paps has it he doesnt give a f*** if hes pitching at the breau bridge craw daddy festival in marerro louisiana or in yankee stadium ofr first place complelty above it all al the mad hungarian hrabowsky had that indifference and i think joba has a little of that swagger that seperates the closers mind from that of the other members of the staff im joe girardi and i have 2 starters breaking in this year and a s*** load of coin at my disposal next fall joba stays put unless satan comes out of the ground and kisses girardi on the lips and suggests chamberlain get the starters role

what happened in pitt and whats that i smell? i call at 7pm and ask for the series line which was pitt -145 i ask for 200 on pitt and the clerk says ""100 series max"" WHAT? even in the most rotten of games the limits are at 500 so i began to wonder anyways ny goes up 3-0 immediately and i smell a rat then i take a nap and wake to pitt winning 5-4???? 3 runs in bball is nothing 3 pucks inplayoff hockey is a mountain anyone see anything odd or irregular outside the pens comeback?

i still hate brett favre

apologies to the esteemed members of the panel are in order evidently favre is the cover boy for the madden nfl game and rather than reading i simply went on my traditional brett favre meltdown. y'all deserve better than this from me,especially you pack fans whos balls ive busted in the past not over the team itself but over favre being annointed the christ of wisconsin ... chalk this up to emotions getting in the way of education and decency and now you know why i dont write for the sporting news or hold political office my friends.