So much for the myth of Pettitte, the good guy, family man and team player. He has already been exposed as a cheater. His coming to the Yankees proved that his going to Houston had nothing to do with being closer to home. Now, his spurning of the Yankee offer, which is very fair for a .500 pitcher with a high ERA, demonstrates that he was full of it when he said that if he didn't retire, he would only pitch for the Skanks.